Archive for December, 2009
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Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Hookers And Blow
Dude: I’m nothing but class. I’m the Dean Martin of trading drugs for pussy.
Minneapolis, bar on 7 Corners
Overheard by My BlackBerry wants no part of your Rat Pack. -
Look Where That Got You
Thug speaking loudly to friend: I found out that bitch was only seventeen after I fucked her. Man, fuck that bitch!
Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors
Overheard by What’s your birthdate? -
I Asked For A Backrub
Girl, to her friends: And then she touched my clitoris! And it was NOT okay. And it was NOT okay.
Minneapolis, First Avenue, Doomtree
Overheard by What Would Grandma Think? -
But Would It Be Worth It?
High school football player: But, if I fucked her sister, she’d be mad at me, like, all day!
Minnetonka High School
Overheard by the entire day?
