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Discovering More Reasons To Be Regular
Girl in stall: Why am I such a fucking slut??
Girl at sink: Because you ate that Fiber One bar, you cunt!!Dinkytown, Blarney ladies room
Overheard by interesting logic.09/07/2009 | tags: minneapolis, profanity | Comments: 0
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One Step Closer
Buff Frat Boy #1: Look, dude, I don’t want to sound gay or anything, but you need to stop telling me about you and Tina’s sex life, cause it’s all I can think about now when I jack off.
Buff Frat Boy #2: No shame in that, dude. It’s kind of flattering.
Buff Frat Boy #1: Ok, cool. Well, carry on then.Minneapolis, in line at Starbucks
Overheard by Bromance At It’s Finest.08/20/2009 | tags: masturbation, minneapolis, sex | Comments: 0
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Trade One Game Of Poker For Another
Girl on cell phone: They were playing poker for, like, FOUR HOURS last night. I know, seriously! Like, helllooooo, come fuck me!
Minneapolis, Uptown McDonalds
Overheard by Where are my pocket rockets?08/14/2009 | tags: minneapolis, sex | Comments: 0
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Then You Already Know
Guy (loudly, on cell phone): So, how was your night? Lots of penis, I heard??
Minneapolis, Leaving Loring Park, after Music and Movies
Overheard by Stephan?08/02/2009 | tags: genitals, minneapolis | Comments: 0
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Yeah, What’s Her Problem?
Artsy guy on bike to artsy girl on bike: I wish you wanted my nuts right now.
Northeast Minneapolis, right lane of Broadway Avenue
Overheard by driver passing by w/the windows down.07/26/2009 | tags: genitals, minneapolis | Comments: 0
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Express Lane Only
Voice on walkie talkie: Additional cashiers to the front lanes.
Guy shopping for video games: Additional cashiers to suck my dick.Chanhassen, Target
Overheard by I’m sure one would be more than sufficient.07/16/2009 | tags: chanhassen, foreplay | Comments: 0
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I’ll Take Tums Over The Alternative
Woman in bathroom stall: This bathroom smells like pussy! (sniffs) And TUMS!
Minneapolis, Macy’s
Overheard by okay?07/12/2009 | tags: genitals, minneapolis | Comments: 0
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No, It’s Much Worse Than That
Guy: I bet having your toes sucked feels good, but I would feel bad if a girl were sucking my toes, because that would be gross.
Girl: But you wouldn’t feel bad about her putting your dick in her mouth?
Guy: Well no, I don’t walk around on my dick all day.Uptown, Hidden Beach
07/12/2009 | tags: genitals, minneapolis | Comments: 0
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Porn Doesn’t Make Itself, People!
Aspiring camerawoman: I’mma take the camera out, and y’all better start fucking!
St. Paul, Hillcrest Hill
Overheard by Uhmmm… Okay!07/05/2009 | tags: st paul, voyeurism | Comments: 0
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Not Something You Should Admit
Girl, roughly 15, with a drunken group of friends: I think someone fingered me when I wasn’t looking!
Plymouth, Music in Plymouth
Overheard by An innocent bystander.07/03/2009 | tags: barely legal, drunks, plymouth | Comments: 0
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Does Fun Dip Even Come In Six Flavors?
Punk #1: He likes his girls how he likes Fun Dip.
Punk #2: Huh?
Punk #1: Six flavors all at once on his stick!St. Paul, Fairgrounds
Overheard by How is that even possible?06/21/2009 | tags: genitals, sex, st paul | Comments: 0
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Those Must Be Some Huge… Rafters
Patron: All I can imagine is him hanging from the rafters like King Kong while getting a blow job.
Edina, Big Bowl
Overheard by kizzat.06/03/2009 | tags: blow jobs, edina | Comments: 0
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It’s Nice To Witness A Healthy Relationship
Drunk Girlfriend: Would you rather rape me or shoot me?
Drunk Boyfriend: Right now I’d like to shoot you.
Drunk Girlfriend: But if you raped me, then you could at least get off.Minneapolis, on the lightrail between the dome and Ft. Snelling
06/03/2009 | tags: drunks, minneapolis | Comments: 0
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But She’ll Never Go Back
White tween girl to other white tween girl: I mean, just because she had some black in her for, like, 5 minutes doesn’t make her black.
Minneapolis, on 50th street between Bryant and Aldrich
06/03/2009 | tags: minneapolis, sex | Comments: 0
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And You Believed Her!
Student #1: So, I asked her if she wanted to fuck.
Student #2: (disbelieving) You asked her if she wanted to fuck?!
Student #1: Well, not in so many words; but she said ‘no’. She said she was on her period.St. Paul, The University of St. Thomas
Overheard by Not In So Many Words…05/11/2009 | tags: sex, st paul | Comments: 0
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He Has Discovered The Fountain Of Youth
Fat white guy to fat black guy: You look like you’re feeling good, mind if I ask what you been eating?
Fat black guy: Only the finest pussy!
Fat white guy: Lord have mercy!
Fat black guy: With a little mustard, mmm mmm!
Fat white guy: Lordy, Lordy!Minneapolis, Warehouse District/Hennepin Ave lightrail station
Overheard by mustard?05/11/2009 | tags: foreplay, minneapolis, sex | Comments: 0
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Then You Understand My Interest
Girl on cell phone: Ha! You’re my mistress, you totally don’t get to smell my dick ’cause you KNOW it’s been somewhere else!
Minneapolis, Lightrail Station, Dowtown
Overheard by Riskay?05/05/2009 | tags: genitals, minneapolis | Comments: 0
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Sounds Like He Already Has
Homeless man #1, after screaming incoherently at #2 for singing: Quit swinging on white dick you sweaty mouse fuck!
Homeless man #2: Take your meds now, just go on and take your meds now.Minneapolis, Nicollet Mall
Overheard by I dont want to get in the middle of this.05/05/2009 | tags: minneapolis, the homeless | Comments: 0
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Your Sacrifice Is Noble
Dude#1: I would never bang her.
Dude#2: What if you had to repopulate the earth and she was way hotter?
Dude#1: Considering the upgraded hotness and the doom of humanity I would have to think about it, at least.Minneapolis, Uptown bar
Overheard by Please continue I wont post this.04/30/2009 | tags: bars, minneapolis | Comments: 0
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Not For Very Long
Freshman male: Just put it in your mouth and chew!
Sophomore female: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
Bystander male: God, I hope not.St Paul, Concordia University
Overheard by: I hope not either.04/30/2009 | tags: innuendo, st paul | Comments: 0
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