• Discovering More Reasons To Be Regular

    Girl in stall: Why am I such a fucking slut??
    Girl at sink: Because you ate that Fiber One bar, you cunt!!

    Dinkytown, Blarney ladies room
    Overheard by interesting logic.

    09/07/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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  • One Step Closer

    Buff Frat Boy #1: Look, dude, I don’t want to sound gay or anything, but you need to stop telling me about you and Tina’s sex life, cause it’s all I can think about now when I jack off.
    Buff Frat Boy #2: No shame in that, dude. It’s kind of flattering.
    Buff Frat Boy #1: Ok, cool. Well, carry on then.

    Minneapolis, in line at Starbucks
    Overheard by Bromance At It’s Finest.

    08/20/2009 | tags: , , | Comments: 0

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  • Trade One Game Of Poker For Another

    Girl on cell phone: They were playing poker for, like, FOUR HOURS last night. I know, seriously! Like, helllooooo, come fuck me!

    Minneapolis, Uptown McDonalds
    Overheard by Where are my pocket rockets?

    08/14/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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  • Then You Already Know

    Guy (loudly, on cell phone): So, how was your night? Lots of penis, I heard??

    Minneapolis, Leaving Loring Park, after Music and Movies
    Overheard by Stephan?

    08/02/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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  • Yeah, What’s Her Problem?

    Artsy guy on bike to artsy girl on bike: I wish you wanted my nuts right now.

    Northeast Minneapolis, right lane of Broadway Avenue
    Overheard by driver passing by w/the windows down.

    07/26/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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  • Express Lane Only

    Voice on walkie talkie: Additional cashiers to the front lanes.
    Guy shopping for video games: Additional cashiers to suck my dick.

    Chanhassen, Target
    Overheard by I’m sure one would be more than sufficient.

    07/16/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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  • I’ll Take Tums Over The Alternative

    Woman in bathroom stall: This bathroom smells like pussy! (sniffs) And TUMS!

    Minneapolis, Macy’s
    Overheard by okay?

    07/12/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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  • No, It’s Much Worse Than That

    Guy: I bet having your toes sucked feels good, but I would feel bad if a girl were sucking my toes, because that would be gross.
    Girl: But you wouldn’t feel bad about her putting your dick in her mouth?
    Guy: Well no, I don’t walk around on my dick all day.

    Uptown, Hidden Beach

    07/12/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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  • Porn Doesn’t Make Itself, People!

    Aspiring camerawoman: I’mma take the camera out, and y’all better start fucking!

    St. Paul, Hillcrest Hill
    Overheard by Uhmmm… Okay!

    07/05/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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  • Not Something You Should Admit

    Girl, roughly 15, with a drunken group of friends: I think someone fingered me when I wasn’t looking!

    Plymouth, Music in Plymouth
    Overheard by An innocent bystander.

    07/03/2009 | tags: , , | Comments: 0

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  • Does Fun Dip Even Come In Six Flavors?

    Punk #1: He likes his girls how he likes Fun Dip.
    Punk #2: Huh?
    Punk #1: Six flavors all at once on his stick!

    St. Paul, Fairgrounds
    Overheard by How is that even possible?

    06/21/2009 | tags: , , | Comments: 0

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  • Those Must Be Some Huge… Rafters

    Patron: All I can imagine is him hanging from the rafters like King Kong while getting a blow job.

    Edina, Big Bowl
    Overheard by kizzat.

    06/03/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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  • It’s Nice To Witness A Healthy Relationship

    Drunk Girlfriend: Would you rather rape me or shoot me?
    Drunk Boyfriend: Right now I’d like to shoot you.
    Drunk Girlfriend: But if you raped me, then you could at least get off.

    Minneapolis, on the lightrail between the dome and Ft. Snelling

    06/03/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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  • But She’ll Never Go Back

    White tween girl to other white tween girl: I mean, just because she had some black in her for, like, 5 minutes doesn’t make her black.

    Minneapolis, on 50th street between Bryant and Aldrich

    06/03/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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  • And You Believed Her!

    Student #1: So, I asked her if she wanted to fuck.
    Student #2: (disbelieving) You asked her if she wanted to fuck?!
    Student #1: Well, not in so many words; but she said ‘no’.  She said she was on her period.

    St. Paul, The University of St. Thomas
    Overheard by Not In So Many Words…

    05/11/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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  • He Has Discovered The Fountain Of Youth

    Fat white guy to fat black guy: You look like you’re feeling good, mind if I ask what you been eating?
    Fat black guy: Only the finest pussy!
    Fat white guy: Lord have mercy!
    Fat black guy: With a little mustard, mmm mmm!
    Fat white guy: Lordy, Lordy!

    Minneapolis, Warehouse District/Hennepin Ave lightrail station
    Overheard by mustard?

    05/11/2009 | tags: , , | Comments: 0

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  • Then You Understand My Interest

    Girl on cell phone: Ha! You’re my mistress, you totally don’t get to smell my dick ’cause you KNOW it’s been somewhere else!

    Minneapolis, Lightrail Station, Dowtown
    Overheard by Riskay?

    05/05/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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  • Sounds Like He Already Has

    Homeless man #1, after screaming incoherently at #2 for singing: Quit swinging on white dick you sweaty mouse fuck!
    Homeless man #2: Take your meds now, just go on and take your meds now.

    Minneapolis, Nicollet Mall
    Overheard by I dont want to get in the middle of this.

    05/05/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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  • Your Sacrifice Is Noble

    Dude#1: I would never bang her.
    Dude#2: What if you had to repopulate the earth and she was way hotter?
    Dude#1: Considering the upgraded hotness and the doom of humanity I would have to think about it, at least.

    Minneapolis, Uptown bar
    Overheard by Please continue I wont post this.

    04/30/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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  • Not For Very Long

    Freshman male: Just put it in your mouth and chew!
    Sophomore female: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
    Bystander male: God, I hope not.

    St Paul, Concordia University
    Overheard by: I hope not either.

    04/30/2009 | tags: , | Comments: 0

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