Posts Tagged ‘barely legal’

  • But Would It Be Worth It?

    Date: 2009.12.08 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    High school football player: But, if I fucked her sister, she’d be mad at me, like, all day!

    Minnetonka High School
    Overheard by the entire day?

  • I Need To Find A New Study Group

    Date: 2009.11.10 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Young Freshmen girl: And then he JIZZED in my eye!

    Minneapolis, Southwest High School
    Overheard by Riveria Sanchez.

  • Not Something You Should Admit

    Date: 2009.07.03 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Girl, roughly 15, with a drunken group of friends: I think someone fingered me when I wasn’t looking!

    Plymouth, Music in Plymouth
    Overheard by An innocent bystander.

  • What A Tempting Proposal

    Date: 2009.02.11 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Teenage boy yelling to his girlfriend: Whatever! Lunch is over so you can suck my cock now!

    Plymouth, Wayzata High School

  • Is There A Charge?

    Date: 2009.01.26 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Teenage Dancer#1: Are you wearing underwear today?
    Teenage Dancer#2: No, and people always ask me, “Why don’t you change in the stalls?” And I’m like, “Do you want to see my vagina?!”

    Golden Valley, Perpich Bathroom
    Overheard by No, not really…

  • It’s Such A Shame Because Teenage Boys Are Really Good At That

    Date: 2009.01.24 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Girl #1: You know what I miss? Getting fingered.
    Girl #2: I know! Guys NEVER finger me anymore!

    Minneapolis, South High School
    Overheard by The romance is gone.