But Would It Be Worth It?

Posted by oim | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 08-12-2009

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High school football player: But, if I fucked her sister, she’d be mad at me, like, all day!

Minnetonka High School
Overheard by the entire day?

I Need To Find A New Study Group

Posted by oim | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 10-11-2009

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Young Freshmen girl: And then he JIZZED in my eye!

Minneapolis, Southwest High School
Overheard by Riveria Sanchez.

Not Something You Should Admit

Posted by oim | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 03-07-2009

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Girl, roughly 15, with a drunken group of friends: I think someone fingered me when I wasn’t looking!

Plymouth, Music in Plymouth
Overheard by An innocent bystander.

What A Tempting Proposal

Posted by oim | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 11-02-2009

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Teenage boy yelling to his girlfriend: Whatever! Lunch is over so you can suck my cock now!

Plymouth, Wayzata High School

Is There A Charge?

Posted by oim | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 26-01-2009

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Teenage Dancer#1: Are you wearing underwear today?
Teenage Dancer#2: No, and people always ask me, “Why don’t you change in the stalls?” And I’m like, “Do you want to see my vagina?!”

Golden Valley, Perpich Bathroom
Overheard by No, not really…

It’s Such A Shame Because Teenage Boys Are Really Good At That

Posted by oim | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 24-01-2009

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Girl #1: You know what I miss? Getting fingered.
Girl #2: I know! Guys NEVER finger me anymore!

Minneapolis, South High School
Overheard by The romance is gone.