But Would It Be Worth It?
Posted by oim | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 08-12-2009
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High school football player: But, if I fucked her sister, she’d be mad at me, like, all day!
Minnetonka High School
Overheard by the entire day?
High school football player: But, if I fucked her sister, she’d be mad at me, like, all day!
Minnetonka High School
Overheard by the entire day?
Young Freshmen girl: And then he JIZZED in my eye!
Minneapolis, Southwest High School
Overheard by Riveria Sanchez.
Girl, roughly 15, with a drunken group of friends: I think someone fingered me when I wasn’t looking!
Plymouth, Music in Plymouth
Overheard by An innocent bystander.
Teenage boy yelling to his girlfriend: Whatever! Lunch is over so you can suck my cock now!
Plymouth, Wayzata High School
Teenage Dancer#1: Are you wearing underwear today?
Teenage Dancer#2: No, and people always ask me, “Why don’t you change in the stalls?” And I’m like, “Do you want to see my vagina?!”
Golden Valley, Perpich Bathroom
Overheard by No, not really…
Girl #1: You know what I miss? Getting fingered.
Girl #2: I know! Guys NEVER finger me anymore!
Minneapolis, South High School
Overheard by The romance is gone.