Get Her An Instructional Video For Her Birthday

Posted by oim | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 20-09-2009

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Bartender: You’re 21 now; you will suck dick and you will like it. It’s time to be an adult.

Minneapolis, Drink in Uptown
Overheard by i dont remember that initiation into adulthood.

Those Must Be Some Huge… Rafters

Posted by oim | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 03-06-2009

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Patron: All I can imagine is him hanging from the rafters like King Kong while getting a blow job.

Edina, Big Bowl
Overheard by kizzat.