Posts Tagged ‘buttsex’
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Not Falling For That Twice
Trainer: I’m coming in your back door, are you ready?
Trainee: What?
Trainer: Just go with it.Woodbury, Loan Servicing Company
Overheard by hope you have lube. -
Close Friends
Drunk buddy to another: I totally fucked you in ass on that one.
Minneapolis, Dinkytown
Overheard by SiNDerella. -
These Will Be The Vows
Woman #1, part of a group going to a bridal shower: Never have I ever humped a dog!
Woman #2: Never have I ever taken it in the ass.
Woman #3: …and liked it.
Woman #1: Never have I ever given a b.j.
Woman #2: Never have I ever woken up somewhere and not known where I was.
Woman #3: I did that once! I called my sister and was like, “I don’t know where I am and there is wood paneling!!”Light rail from MOA to 38th St.
Overheard by Vanessa a.k.a. “The Blogger”.
