Posts Tagged ‘creepy old guys’
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Here’s A Guy Who Likes A Challenge
Man standing on street to woman walking by holding a child: Damn yous so fucking sexy, I want to get on that.
Minneapolis, Nicollet Mall
Overheard by Not the way to win a woman. -
Free Promotion
Creepy old guy: How long have you been listening to this band?
Annoyed sounding drunk girl: Since I was fucking the guitarist.Minneapolis, Spring Street Tavern / NxNE Outdoor Music Festival
Overheard by i prefer the sax player myself. -
That’s How You Get Additional Fines Added To Your Ticket
Man to the Hearing Office Receptionist: I want to contest this ticket. (as receptionist takes his info) We can make love & I’d eat your pussy up.
Minneapolis, Hennepin County Gov’t Center, Hearing Office
Overheard by So that’s how you get out of a ticket?
