Dude: I’m nothing but class. I’m the Dean Martin of trading drugs for pussy.

Minneapolis, bar on 7 Corners
Overheard by My BlackBerry wants no part of your Rat Pack.

Girl on Cellphone: Yeah, you know my friend Craig who O.D’d? Yeah, he died last night. Do you know what motherfucker’s friend did? He drove Craig to the hospital then dropped him off in the motherfuckin’ bushes.

Minneapolis, Franklin and Nicollet
Overheard by Acadia Guy.