Posts Tagged ‘drunks’
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You’re Going To Be Really Good At This
Drunk Guy: Honestly, though, is the baby really my responsibility if I don’t remember cumming?
Minneapolis, 4th St, Dinkytown
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That’s So Much More Fun
Drunk girl to drunk male friend: Hey man, I know she was giving you a handjob in the last bar, but seriously, let’s just go drink!
St. Paul, Shamrocks
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Not Something You Should Admit
Girl, roughly 15, with a drunken group of friends: I think someone fingered me when I wasn’t looking!
Plymouth, Music in Plymouth
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It’s Nice To Witness A Healthy Relationship
Drunk Girlfriend: Would you rather rape me or shoot me?
Drunk Boyfriend: Right now I’d like to shoot you.
Drunk Girlfriend: But if you raped me, then you could at least get off.Minneapolis, on the lightrail between the dome and Ft. Snelling
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He’s Saving The Best Romance For Later
Drunk guy: You know, you’re cute for a blonde. And I don’t like blondes.
Blonde girl: Hm, thanks.
Drunk guy: (stares at blonde girl for a second with grin on face) Soooo, do you want to fuck? After I go to the bathroom?Minneapolis, First Ave, Lily Allen concert
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Up It To $15 And We’ll Talk
Drunk girl: Oh my gawd, Angelina. Will you please just get on the big dick so I can take a picture? I’ll give you five dollars.
Minneapolis, Sex World
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Close Friends
Drunk buddy to another: I totally fucked you in ass on that one.
Minneapolis, Dinkytown
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That’s Not Quite Right
Drunk bro to another bro: Dude, I hope there’s some hot chicks here tonight, I want to put my wiener on one.
St. Paul, Wild Onion men’s bathroom
Overheard by Keep it in your pants. -
Free Promotion
Creepy old guy: How long have you been listening to this band?
Annoyed sounding drunk girl: Since I was fucking the guitarist.Minneapolis, Spring Street Tavern / NxNE Outdoor Music Festival
Overheard by i prefer the sax player myself.
