Posts Tagged ‘genitals’
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Let’s Start With The List Of Things You Can Do
Woman, to man: Look, I simply cannot–cannot–suck your cock.
St. Paul, Metro State University
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But I Had Balls In My Mouth Before That
Blond girl #1: What if I had balls in my mouth before you came?
Blond girl #2: Did you?
Blond girl #1: No, I brushed my teeth before you came.Minneapolis, Caffetto
Overheard by So, did you have balls in your mouth? -
We Don’t Know Where To Begin The Diagnosis
Beautiful man to his equally beautiful girlfriend: Awe, baby, don’t cry; it makes my dick hard!
St Paul, Cub Foods
Overheard by who says men aren’t sensitive?? -
Did You Keep His Receipt?
Highschool Girl: This shirt fits like my boyfriend; TOO SMALL!!
MOA
Overheard by Uncomfortable Fitting Room Attendant. -
You’re Doing It Right
Woman #1 to woman #2 while exiting the elevator: Well, I’m not surprised, I always find weird things in my box.
Woman #2: Well, I mostly just find money in my box.Minneapolis, Office Building
Overheard by Am I the only one who finds this funny? -
That’s Already Been Turned Into Porn
Wannabe gangster flaming gay man: That bitch just walked by lookin’ like Lil’ Red Ridin’ Hood!
Confused friend: What?
Flaming gay man: I wonder if she on her way to gramma’s house. Shit, that’s right, she on her way to gramma’s house, gonna fill her basket with some pussy!Minneapolis, The Saloon
Overheard by a.lil. -
Maybe That’s Why It’s Stank
Guy with 11 bags at the bus stop: And I told her hellllllll nah, I ain’t gonna eat yo pussy! It stank! It staaaaaank! I hate a stanky pussy. Hey man, give me a cigarette.
Minneapolis, Groveland and Hennepin – waiting for the 6
Overheard by I don’t smoke. -
Is There A Charge?
Teenage Dancer#1: Are you wearing underwear today?
Teenage Dancer#2: No, and people always ask me, “Why don’t you change in the stalls?” And I’m like, “Do you want to see my vagina?!”Golden Valley, Perpich Bathroom
Overheard by No, not really… -
If Only All Of Our Problems Were So Easy
Hipster girl: All of my guy friends want to stick their penis in me! I mean, it’s flattering, but it gets old!
Minneapolis, Club Jager
Overheard by Keeping his penis to himself. -
That’s A No For Date #2?
Young black man: You’s got a nasty pussy!
Young black woman: Nah, man. This shit is clean!
Young black man: You’s got a infection. A INFECTION!
Young black woman: Nah, my pussy’s tighter than a niggah’s ass!
Young black man: (to passerby) Don’t tap that ass! That pussy’s got the chlamydia!North Minneapolis
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I Am Not Even Breaking Out Wikipedia For This
Minnesota Gangsta: Man, that shit was tighter than fish pussy.
Minneapolis, Hennepin Ave
Overheard by just moved here. -
And Probably Not A High Class Strip Club
Hair stylist talking to client about esthetician: It’s okay. She’s seen more pussy than the inside of a strip club!
Minneapolis Salon
Overheard by jenc17. -
That Might Be Cold, Too
Pedestrian: Hey, want some pizza?
Homeless guy: Sure!
Pedestrian: It’s cold, but it’s still pizza.
Homeless guy: Cold pizza? Who eats cold pizza? I aint heard of nothin’ like that in my life. No, I don’t want any of your crack ass pizza.
Pedestrian: Hey! You’re homeless, you’re not supposed to be picky.
Homeless guy: I bet you got a tight pussy.Minneapolis, 9th & LaSalle
Overheard by she does, i’ve seen it.
