Posts Tagged ‘innuendo’
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So I Put It In My Contract
Woman to coworker: If it’s not 18 inches it just doesn’t feel right.
Minneapolis, Wells Fargo Home Mortgage office elevator
Overheard by wanting to meet some of YOUR friends. -
But No Cleanup
Girl sitting behind me, when the hot dog vendor set down his carrier: I’m getting a facial from this wiener steam!
Minneapolis, May 6 Twins Game, Target Field
Overheard by Luke D. -
Not For Very Long
Freshman male: Just put it in your mouth and chew!
Sophomore female: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
Bystander male: God, I hope not.St Paul, Concordia University
Overheard by: I hope not either. -
Not Falling For That Twice
Trainer: I’m coming in your back door, are you ready?
Trainee: What?
Trainer: Just go with it.Woodbury, Loan Servicing Company
Overheard by hope you have lube. -
She Might Have To Enlist Help
Waitress to male patron: So, do you want a sauce other than caribbean jerk on one of the buffalitos?
Male patron: No, just jerk on both of them.Lakeville, Buffalo Wild Wings
Overheard by I’ll take mine without sauce, please. -
You’re Doing It Right
Woman #1 to woman #2 while exiting the elevator: Well, I’m not surprised, I always find weird things in my box.
Woman #2: Well, I mostly just find money in my box.Minneapolis, Office Building
Overheard by Am I the only one who finds this funny? -
“That’s What She Said” Would Be Too Easy
Man holding a clipboard and waggling a finger in the air: That box IS the hardest working box we have here. BY FAR! It’ll hold ANYTHING you can fit inside of it.
Chanhassen, Rosemount Process Management
Overheard by I’m partial to THIS box.
