Posts Tagged ‘masturbation’

• One Step Closer

  Date: 2009.08.20 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Buff Frat Boy #1: Look, dude, I don’t want to sound gay or anything, but you need to stop telling me about you and Tina’s sex life, cause it’s all I can think about now when I jack off.
  Buff Frat Boy #2: No shame in that, dude. It’s kind of flattering.
  Buff Frat Boy #1: Ok, cool. Well, carry on then.

  Minneapolis, in line at Starbucks
  Overheard by Bromance At It’s Finest.

• She Might Have To Enlist Help

  Date: 2009.02.23 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

  Waitress to male patron: So, do you want a sauce other than caribbean jerk on one of the buffalitos?
  Male patron: No, just jerk on both of them.

  Lakeville, Buffalo Wild Wings
  Overheard by I’ll take mine without sauce, please.