Posts Tagged ‘masturbation’

  • One Step Closer

    Date: 2009.08.20 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Buff Frat Boy #1: Look, dude, I don’t want to sound gay or anything, but you need to stop telling me about you and Tina’s sex life, cause it’s all I can think about now when I jack off.
    Buff Frat Boy #2: No shame in that, dude. It’s kind of flattering.
    Buff Frat Boy #1: Ok, cool. Well, carry on then.

    Minneapolis, in line at Starbucks
    Overheard by Bromance At It’s Finest.

  • She Might Have To Enlist Help

    Date: 2009.02.23 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Waitress to male patron: So, do you want a sauce other than caribbean jerk on one of the buffalitos?
    Male patron: No, just jerk on both of them.

    Lakeville, Buffalo Wild Wings
    Overheard by I’ll take mine without sauce, please.