One Step Closer

Posted by oim | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 20-08-2009

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Buff Frat Boy #1: Look, dude, I don’t want to sound gay or anything, but you need to stop telling me about you and Tina’s sex life, cause it’s all I can think about now when I jack off.
Buff Frat Boy #2: No shame in that, dude. It’s kind of flattering.
Buff Frat Boy #1: Ok, cool. Well, carry on then.

Minneapolis, in line at Starbucks
Overheard by Bromance At It’s Finest.

She Might Have To Enlist Help

Posted by oim | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 23-02-2009

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Waitress to male patron: So, do you want a sauce other than caribbean jerk on one of the buffalitos?
Male patron: No, just jerk on both of them.

Lakeville, Buffalo Wild Wings
Overheard by I’ll take mine without sauce, please.