Posts Tagged ‘nsfw’
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Not Falling For That Twice
Trainer: I’m coming in your back door, are you ready?
Trainee: What?
Trainer: Just go with it.Woodbury, Loan Servicing Company
Overheard by hope you have lube. -
Put Them Away And I Won’t Be Tempted To Stare
Coworker #1 to coworker #2: BALLGAZER!
Mendota Heights, Cube farm
Overheard by Innocent coworker. -
Give Him A Raise
Subway employee to manager: That inspector yesterday was a total munt.
Manager: What’s a munt?
Subway employee: A man-cunt. I just made that up.
Manager: Not bad.Eden Prairie, Subway, Anderson Lakes Pkwy
Overheard by D.R.B. thinks this should become a part of out lexicon… -
You’re Doing It Right
Woman #1 to woman #2 while exiting the elevator: Well, I’m not surprised, I always find weird things in my box.
Woman #2: Well, I mostly just find money in my box.Minneapolis, Office Building
Overheard by Am I the only one who finds this funny? -
“That’s What She Said” Would Be Too Easy
Man holding a clipboard and waggling a finger in the air: That box IS the hardest working box we have here. BY FAR! It’ll hold ANYTHING you can fit inside of it.
Chanhassen, Rosemount Process Management
Overheard by I’m partial to THIS box. -
You Don’t Know?
Coworker: One of my girlfriend’s new favorite things to do is just sit there and tug on this. I’m like, “What are you doing?”
Eden Prairie, Cube-land
Overheard by The most action he’s gotten in a long time… -
That’s How You Get Additional Fines Added To Your Ticket
Man to the Hearing Office Receptionist: I want to contest this ticket. (as receptionist takes his info) We can make love & I’d eat your pussy up.
Minneapolis, Hennepin County Gov’t Center, Hearing Office
Overheard by So that’s how you get out of a ticket? -
Not Just *Any* Phone
Salesman #1: I told her, “Check out my pimp phone, bitch!”
Salesman #2: This is why you can’t fuck my mom. You get all of your confidence from a phone.A Cell Phone Store in the MOA
Overheard by luckily not his mom.
