Thug speaking loudly to friend: I found out that bitch was only seventeen after I fucked her. Man, fuck that bitch!

Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors
Overheard by What’s your birthdate?

Bearded Guy: Tina Fey has a scar on her face?
Quite possibly stoned dude: Yeah man, she got all fucked up as a kid somehow.
Bearded Guy: I’d fuck the shit out of that scar!

Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors

Girl to guy: You made her go to church? You fucking asshole!

Minneapolis, Cedar Lake East Beach
Overheard by Oh, the horror.

Girl in stall: Why am I such a fucking slut??
Girl at sink: Because you ate that Fiber One bar, you cunt!!

Dinkytown, Blarney ladies room
Overheard by interesting logic.

Guy: He’s gonna make clothes for dogs now! He’s gonna make clothes for motherfucking tiny little dogs!
Girl: Shit, motherfucker is crazy!

Minneapolis, Midtown Global Market
Overheard by I just want to get in to work…