Posts Tagged ‘profanity’
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Sometimes It’s All You Have Left
Flustered, red-faced, sweating young father to wailing, inconsolable infant: FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU!
Minneapolis, Central Library Lot
Overheard by TwinCitizen. -
Look Where That Got You
Thug speaking loudly to friend: I found out that bitch was only seventeen after I fucked her. Man, fuck that bitch!
Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors
Overheard by What’s your birthdate? -
She Doesn’t Know What She’s Missing
Bearded Guy: Tina Fey has a scar on her face?
Quite possibly stoned dude: Yeah man, she got all fucked up as a kid somehow.
Bearded Guy: I’d fuck the shit out of that scar!Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors
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That Was OUR Special Place
Girl to guy: You made her go to church? You fucking asshole!
Minneapolis, Cedar Lake East Beach
Overheard by Oh, the horror. -
Discovering More Reasons To Be Regular
Girl in stall: Why am I such a fucking slut??
Girl at sink: Because you ate that Fiber One bar, you cunt!!Dinkytown, Blarney ladies room
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Sadly, It’s A Lucrative Market
Guy: He’s gonna make clothes for dogs now! He’s gonna make clothes for motherfucking tiny little dogs!
Girl: Shit, motherfucker is crazy!Minneapolis, Midtown Global Market
Overheard by I just want to get in to work…
