Posts Tagged ‘sex’
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Depends On Who You Ask
Guy #1 to a group of friends, discussing the rowing team: Yeah, we suck. We suck big time.
Guy #2: That’s probably not a good thing on an all-guy’s team.U of MN study lounge
Overheard by Oh, I don’t know…. -
Did You Keep His Receipt?
Highschool Girl: This shirt fits like my boyfriend; TOO SMALL!!
MOA
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I Guess That Means It Went Well
Drunk Girl: Oh my God, PLEASE do not tell me you fucked him before he added you on Facebook!
Dinkytown, Burrito Loco
Overheard by …Cause it’s totally different if you’re already facebook friends. -
Looking For Cheap Valentine’s Day Date Ideas?
Barista to friend: And he just gets high, makes Mac & Cheese, and fucks them!
Uptown, Plan B Coffehouse
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What A Tempting Proposal
Teenage boy yelling to his girlfriend: Whatever! Lunch is over so you can suck my cock now!
Plymouth, Wayzata High School
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And He Believed Her
Out-of-town visitor to group: So, then she tells me she can’t swallow because she’s on a diet.
Minneapolis (Uptown), Super Bowl Party
Overheard by Not on a diet. -
If Only All Of Our Problems Were So Easy
Hipster girl: All of my guy friends want to stick their penis in me! I mean, it’s flattering, but it gets old!
Minneapolis, Club Jager
Overheard by Keeping his penis to himself. -
You Wait Until Now To Address This?
Bearded man to girl he was with: What is up with you and sticking your finger in my fucking asshole?
Minneapolis, Outside King & I Thai
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Isn’t It The Other Way Around?
Barista: What size are you getting today?
Flaming Regular: Depends on how the evening goes.Minneapolis, Riverside Starbucks
Overheard by Mooshki.
