Aspiring camerawoman: I’mma take the camera out, and y’all better start fucking!

St. Paul, Hillcrest Hill
Overheard by Uhmmm… Okay!

Punk #1: He likes his girls how he likes Fun Dip.
Punk #2: Huh?
Punk #1: Six flavors all at once on his stick!

St. Paul, Fairgrounds
Overheard by How is that even possible?

Student #1: So, I asked her if she wanted to fuck.
Student #2: (disbelieving) You asked her if she wanted to fuck?!
Student #1: Well, not in so many words; but she said ‘no’.  She said she was on her period.

St. Paul, The University of St. Thomas
Overheard by Not In So Many Words…

Freshman male: Just put it in your mouth and chew!
Sophomore female: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
Bystander male: God, I hope not.

St Paul, Concordia University
Overheard by: I hope not either.

Guy #1: If a guy gets infected during a zombie attack, but hasn’t turned into a zombie yet, what happens if he gets a blow job from someone? Do they become a zombie too?
Guy #2: Does she swallow?
Guy #1: Sure, why not?
Guy #2: I don’t know, but I think we should explore that!

Saint Paul, Elevator in the Radisson
Overheard by Zombie “Lovers”.

Mid-20s guy: I’d give it to her from behind, that’s how I’d give it to her. Yeah. (long pause) While homeless people watch.

St. Paul, State Capitol
Overheard by a.lil.

Drunk bro to another bro: Dude, I hope there’s some hot chicks here tonight, I want to put my wiener on one.

St. Paul, Wild Onion men’s bathroom
Overheard by Keep it in your pants.

Woman, to man: Look, I simply cannot–cannot–suck your cock.

St. Paul, Metro State University
Overheard by sxoidmal.

Beautiful man to his equally beautiful girlfriend: Awe, baby, don’t cry; it makes my dick hard!

St Paul, Cub Foods
Overheard by who says men aren’t sensitive??

Girl #1: Are you getting over your homosexuality yet?
Girl #2: One dildo at a time.

St Paul, Das Barn
Overheard by thats one way to do it.

Coworker #1: 15 cookies? They’re charging that much for 15 cookies?
Coworker #2: It’s for charity!
Coworker #1: Charity? Why don’t they just come and rape me?

St. Paul, The Office
Overheard by …I don’t think Girl Scouts do that