Posts Tagged ‘st paul’
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That’s So Much More Fun
Drunk girl to drunk male friend: Hey man, I know she was giving you a handjob in the last bar, but seriously, let’s just go drink!
St. Paul, Shamrocks
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Porn Doesn’t Make Itself, People!
Aspiring camerawoman: I’mma take the camera out, and y’all better start fucking!
St. Paul, Hillcrest Hill
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Does Fun Dip Even Come In Six Flavors?
Punk #1: He likes his girls how he likes Fun Dip.
Punk #2: Huh?
Punk #1: Six flavors all at once on his stick!St. Paul, Fairgrounds
Overheard by How is that even possible? -
And You Believed Her!
Student #1: So, I asked her if she wanted to fuck.
Student #2: (disbelieving) You asked her if she wanted to fuck?!
Student #1: Well, not in so many words; but she said ‘no’. She said she was on her period.St. Paul, The University of St. Thomas
Overheard by Not In So Many Words… -
Not For Very Long
Freshman male: Just put it in your mouth and chew!
Sophomore female: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
Bystander male: God, I hope not.St Paul, Concordia University
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Flip A Coin
Guy #1: If a guy gets infected during a zombie attack, but hasn’t turned into a zombie yet, what happens if he gets a blow job from someone? Do they become a zombie too?
Guy #2: Does she swallow?
Guy #1: Sure, why not?
Guy #2: I don’t know, but I think we should explore that!Saint Paul, Elevator in the Radisson
Overheard by Zombie “Lovers”. -
Happy Anniversary, Baby!
Mid-20s guy: I’d give it to her from behind, that’s how I’d give it to her. Yeah. (long pause) While homeless people watch.
St. Paul, State Capitol
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That’s Not Quite Right
Drunk bro to another bro: Dude, I hope there’s some hot chicks here tonight, I want to put my wiener on one.
St. Paul, Wild Onion men’s bathroom
Overheard by Keep it in your pants. -
Let’s Start With The List Of Things You Can Do
Woman, to man: Look, I simply cannot–cannot–suck your cock.
St. Paul, Metro State University
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We Don’t Know Where To Begin The Diagnosis
Beautiful man to his equally beautiful girlfriend: Awe, baby, don’t cry; it makes my dick hard!
St Paul, Cub Foods
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Fun With College!
Girl #1: Are you getting over your homosexuality yet?
Girl #2: One dildo at a time.St Paul, Das Barn
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Those Are Not The Same
Coworker #1: 15 cookies? They’re charging that much for 15 cookies?
Coworker #2: It’s for charity!
Coworker #1: Charity? Why don’t they just come and rape me?St. Paul, The Office
Overheard by …I don’t think Girl Scouts do that
