Posts Tagged ‘std’

  • Thanks To Those Pills I Found On The Sidewalk

    Date: 2009.01.24 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    20-something girl: Yeah, so if anything was living in my uterus, it’s definitely dead now.
    Girlfriends: Oh good, that’s good.

    Minneapolis, streetcorner in Cedar-Riverside
    Overheard by Can I buy you a drink?

  • That’s A No For Date #2?

    Date: 2009.01.24 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Young black man: You’s got a nasty pussy!
    Young black woman: Nah, man. This shit is clean!
    Young black man: You’s got a infection. A INFECTION!
    Young black woman: Nah, my pussy’s tighter than a niggah’s ass!
    Young black man: (to passerby) Don’t tap that ass! That pussy’s got the chlamydia!

    North Minneapolis
    Overheard by Thanks for that useless bit of information…