Posts Tagged ‘the homeless’
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Sounds Like He Already Has
Homeless man #1, after screaming incoherently at #2 for singing: Quit swinging on white dick you sweaty mouse fuck!
Homeless man #2: Take your meds now, just go on and take your meds now.Minneapolis, Nicollet Mall
Overheard by I dont want to get in the middle of this. -
That Might Be Cold, Too
Pedestrian: Hey, want some pizza?
Homeless guy: Sure!
Pedestrian: It’s cold, but it’s still pizza.
Homeless guy: Cold pizza? Who eats cold pizza? I aint heard of nothin’ like that in my life. No, I don’t want any of your crack ass pizza.
Pedestrian: Hey! You’re homeless, you’re not supposed to be picky.
Homeless guy: I bet you got a tight pussy.Minneapolis, 9th & LaSalle
Overheard by she does, i’ve seen it.
