Posts Tagged ‘cops’
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Perfect Ending To A Perfect Week
Police officer in full riot gear to a group of four other cops after Rage concert: Yep, just another night in Minneapolis.
Minneapolis, Downtown-corner of Hennepin and something
Overheard by Yep, just a typical night. -
Is That A Euphemism?
Ramsey County Sheriff in full SWAT gear to another Sheriff: I thought all the pigeons were supposed to be killed before the Republicans got here.
Saint Paul, Wabasha Street
Overheard by First immigrants now birds??? -
He Helps Their Aim
Guy #1 looking at the snipers on the roof of a St. Paul building: What do you think they’re doing while they’re up there?
Guy #2: Probably jamming out to Mos Def. That’s what I would do.Take Back Labor Day @ Harriet island
Overheard by Snipers scare me. -
They’re Not The Crazy Ones
Girl walking down the street: There are, like, 15 cops standing on the next street with dogs.
Her friend: Then something tells me it’s in the best interest of our safety to turn here.St. Paul, Downtown
Overheard by I think I’ll turn here too. -
Following Rules Are For Suckers!
Cop (clearing blockade from the middle of the street): Why don’t you kids just grow up?
Funk the war teen: Because then we’d turn into you!Downtown St. Paul
Overheard by And we don’t want that. -
How To Win A Cop Over
Cop on Lightrail exit: I’m going to need to see your ticket, ma’am.
Woman: What for? I just got OFF the fucking train.
Cop: (Looking slightly hurt) There’s no need to use language like that, ma’am. I’m just doing my job.Lightrail station at Lake and Hiawatha, where a protest is taking place
Overheard by Max. -
Will Another Raid Help?
SPPD Officer trying to defuse the tension at the office: Smile, it’s a fine day.
From the back room, still clearly tense: Shut the hell up, Bobby!*SPPD
Overheard by well it got me smiling. -
Not For Long
Guy with suit and badge: The cops around here look so… relaxed.
Saint Paul, Chestnut and Seventh
Overheard by Erik Hare.
