Guy in mailroom to coworker: I have extra arms, if you need one.

225 S. 6th street, 12th floor
Overheard by Vishnu.

Overly excited office worker #1: That’s a REALLY cool Sharpie!!!!!!
(moments later)
Overly excited office worker #2: I’m just sitting here fondling my Sharpie.

225 S. 6th Street, 12th floor
Overheard by Sounds like you might be sniffing it…

Woman to co-worker in the elevator: So he was like, transfer all my calls to my voicemail per Rick’s* request. And I’m like, sure, it’s not like I have anything else to do, YOU FUCKWAD!

Elevator in 225 S. 6th Street Building
Overheard by Haha, fuckwad, good one.

Older woman on phone with friend: Yea, losing a body part is never fun, for sure.

225 South 6th St
Overheard by Um… I plan to keep all of my body parts, thanks.

Coworker: I love my moist muffins!

225 S. 6th St. Minneapolis, MN 12th floor
Overheard by F U U F U.

Man (who at one time, wanted to be Zak Efron), speaking to his wife: There’s something about being able to walk into a store and buy a gun, a samuri sword and a bottle of liquor.

225 S. 6th Street, 12th floor
Overheard by way to be a badass!

Girl #1: We figured out she was totally bulimic.
Girl #2: Wow. Really?
Girl #1: Yeah… [sigh] I totally want to see my bones again.
Girl #2: Me, too. Totally.

225 S 6th St Caribou Coffee
Overheard by What’s wrong with you people?!?

Older female coworker, opening the door of another coworker’s office: Hi.  I’m not trying to be an asshole.

225 South 6th St, 12th floor
Overheard by Well, what then?

One female coworker to another: I was drinking all morning.  I don’t know what you were doing!

225 South 6th St
Overheard by I wish I was drinking too!

Woman, during a conversation about circumcision: A wiener is just a wiener!

225 S. 6th Street
Overheard by I’m just speechless.

Woman on the phone, a few cubicles over: Was it a barracuda?!

225 S. 6th Street, 12th floor
Overheard by are you sure it wasn’t a platypus?

Woman tucked away in a room, which is not her office, talking on the phone: …I wouldn’t have you under ‘Mark Hot and Sexy’ if you weren’t!

225 S. 6th Street, 12th floor
Overheard by I hope you didn’t bring any of your toys with you, too!

Coworker about a constantly farting coworker: She is flatulent as a mo’ fo’!

225 S. 6th St, Minneapolis, 12th floor
Overheard by Yes, she is.

Disheveled man, mumbling to self while chowing on some nachos: African-American cocksucker. (a little later) Fake boobs, fake boobs.

Northstar Bldg, Tables in front of the Walkin’ Dog
Overheard by Person who works in the notoriously profane 225 S. 6th St. Building.

Ghetto guy to ghetto girlfriend who is looking at panties: Girl, you better hurry up lookin’ at them draws’. Don’t get none with no fancy shit and designs and all that shit. We gots to GO.
Ghetto girl: But the only ones I be gettin’ are the boyshorts kind. The kind that covers yo’ ass.
Ghetto guy: No wonder yo’ ass neva hangs out ya draws’ no more.

Downtown Target
Overheard by Person who works in the infamously profane 225 South 6th St. building.

20-something woman walking out of the bathroom, sounding very exasperated: I just want a clean bathroom!

225 South 6th Street, 12th floor
Overheard by yes, me too… me too…

Male Coworker: What happened to the naked man book?
Female Coworker: I don’t know…
Male Coworker: I miss seeing those washboard abs every day.
Female Coworker: All you have to do is lift up your shirt.

225 S 6th St
Overheard by yes, we’d all like that now, wouldn’t we?!

Old female co-worker: …and she looks good, without her clothes on.

225 South 6th St.
Overheard by Not sure where that was going…

Male coworker: The world just does NOT revolve around her BUTTOCKS!!

225 S. 6th St, Minneapolis, 12th floor
Overheard by No it doesn’t.

Male coworker talking about certain female coworkers: Man, they are so frigid I bet their periods come out in frozen cubes.

225 S. 6th St, Minneapolis, 12th floor
Overheard by Laughing so hard.