Posts Tagged ‘225 S 6th Street’
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Have A Salad
Loud, late 20s woman to co-worker: I haven’t pooped in a WEEK!
Minneapolis, Capella Tower
Overheard by Uh, please keep that to yourself…. -
Or Go With Something Actually Meant For Dentures
Mid 20′s guy: How do my dentures look today?
Mid 20′s girl: Good! I’m glad they didn’t fall out again at lunch.
Mid 20′s guy: Yeah, that was embarassing.
Mid 20′s girl: You should get better glue.Downtown Minneapolis, Capella Tower
Overheard by Umm, slightly flabbergasted. -
That’s Most Likely A Yes
President of the company says to his male co-worker: So, does that affect your bowel movements?
901 Marquette Avenue South (formerly the 225 S. 6th street crew!)
Overheard by Sometimes I wish I just didn’t pay attention to people. -
Is That All?
Guy in mailroom to coworker: I have extra arms, if you need one.
225 S. 6th street, 12th floor
Overheard by Vishnu. -
The Cube Farm Changes A Man
Overly excited office worker #1: That’s a REALLY cool Sharpie!!!!!!
(moments later)
Overly excited office worker #2: I’m just sitting here fondling my Sharpie.225 S. 6th Street, 12th floor
Overheard by Sounds like you might be sniffing it… -
Professional Dos And Don’ts
Woman to co-worker in the elevator: So he was like, transfer all my calls to my voicemail per Rick’s* request. And I’m like, sure, it’s not like I have anything else to do, YOU FUCKWAD!
Elevator in 225 S. 6th Street Building
Overheard by Haha, fuckwad, good one. -
But Sometimes Necessary
Older woman on phone with friend: Yea, losing a body part is never fun, for sure.
225 South 6th St
Overheard by Um… I plan to keep all of my body parts, thanks. -
Some People Have A Terribly Dirty Mind
Coworker: I love my moist muffins!
225 S. 6th St. Minneapolis, MN 12th floor
Overheard by F U U F U. -
It’s Called ‘Awesome’
Man (who at one time, wanted to be Zak Efron), speaking to his wife: There’s something about being able to walk into a store and buy a gun, a samuri sword and a bottle of liquor.
225 S. 6th Street, 12th floor
Overheard by way to be a badass! -
Break A Leg
Girl #1: We figured out she was totally bulimic.
Girl #2: Wow. Really?
Girl #1: Yeah… [sigh] I totally want to see my bones again.
Girl #2: Me, too. Totally.225 S 6th St Caribou Coffee
Overheard by What’s wrong with you people?!? -
That Makes One Of Us
Older female coworker, opening the door of another coworker’s office: Hi. I’m not trying to be an asshole.
225 South 6th St, 12th floor
Overheard by Well, what then? -
But I Know What I’m Doing Tomorrow
One female coworker to another: I was drinking all morning. I don’t know what you were doing!
225 South 6th St
Overheard by I wish I was drinking too! -
And By Any Other Name, Is Still A Wiener
Woman, during a conversation about circumcision: A wiener is just a wiener!
225 S. 6th Street
Overheard by I’m just speechless. -
Isn’t It Always?
Woman on the phone, a few cubicles over: Was it a barracuda?!
225 S. 6th Street, 12th floor
Overheard by are you sure it wasn’t a platypus? -
There’s No Door On That Room?
Woman tucked away in a room, which is not her office, talking on the phone: …I wouldn’t have you under ‘Mark Hot and Sexy’ if you weren’t!
225 S. 6th Street, 12th floor
Overheard by I hope you didn’t bring any of your toys with you, too! -
She Never Gets Invited To Meetings
Coworker about a constantly farting coworker: She is flatulent as a mo’ fo’!
225 S. 6th St, Minneapolis, 12th floor
Overheard by Yes, she is. -
Those Must Be Some Good Nachos
Disheveled man, mumbling to self while chowing on some nachos: African-American cocksucker. (a little later) Fake boobs, fake boobs.
Northstar Bldg, Tables in front of the Walkin’ Dog
Overheard by Person who works in the notoriously profane 225 S. 6th St. Building. -
Be Careful What You Wish For
Ghetto guy to ghetto girlfriend who is looking at panties: Girl, you better hurry up lookin’ at them draws’. Don’t get none with no fancy shit and designs and all that shit. We gots to GO.
Ghetto girl: But the only ones I be gettin’ are the boyshorts kind. The kind that covers yo’ ass.
Ghetto guy: No wonder yo’ ass neva hangs out ya draws’ no more.
Downtown Target
Overheard by Person who works in the infamously profane 225 South 6th St. building. -
I’ve Long Since Lowered My Expectations
20-something woman walking out of the bathroom, sounding very exasperated: I just want a clean bathroom!
225 South 6th Street, 12th floor
Overheard by yes, me too… me too… -
There Is A Lot Of Weird Shit Going On In That Building
Male Coworker: What happened to the naked man book?
Female Coworker: I don’t know…
Male Coworker: I miss seeing those washboard abs every day.
Female Coworker: All you have to do is lift up your shirt.
225 S 6th St
Overheard by yes, we’d all like that now, wouldn’t we?!
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