Male coworker talking about certain female coworkers: Man, they are so frigid I bet their periods come out in frozen cubes.

225 S. 6th St, Minneapolis, 12th floor
Overheard by Laughing so hard.

Post-Menopausal coworker to another post-menopausal coworker: I stopped menstruating at 53 or 54. But my skin is so dry now, I have to put so much lotion on that I feel like CRISCO!!

225 South 6th. Street, Minneapolis, MN 55402
Overheard by Fry me a chicken.

Coworker: If I ever have to go in the 3rd stall, I’ll be smelling my armpits.

225 South 6th St.
Overheard by Yeah, your armpits probably do smell better than the 3rd stall.

Hungry Girl In Cubeville: Guacamole, I want to have your baby!

225 South 6th St.
Overheard by say what?

Coworker speaking of the ghastly state of the work restroom: When you have to shit, you better sit, otherwise there tends to be a lot of splatterization!

225 S. 6th St, Minneapolis, 12th floor
Overheard by Good plan.

Coworker #1: So, why do you have a headache today?
Coworker #2: Because I woke up with a hangover and I didn’t even drink last night! I got the headache because I had to come into this shit-fucking-hole today.

225 S. 6th St, Minneapolis, 12th floor
Overheard by Damn Straight.

Coworker #1: Yeah, the doll that I want to get my daughter for Christmas… I think it pees and poops but I’m not sure.
Coworker #2: OH! I would have loved a doll that did that when I was a kid!

225 S. 6th St, Minneapolis, 12th floor
Overheard by Cheap Thrills.

34-year-old man entering mid-life crisis: I used to have the abs of Zac Efron!

cubeville in 225 S. 6th Street
Overheard by did he really just say that?

Coworker speaking about a station on VH1 Radio: The Plush station plays the songs my heart would sing if it could.

12th floor, 225 S. 6th St. Building
Overheard by Have a little macaroni with that CHEESE!!!

Lady walking down the hallway, to no one in particular: I do sleep sometimes, you know!

12th floor of 225 S. 6th Street building
Overheard by insomniac.

Man: My house is always such a mess. He drags junk over from my neighbor’s yard.
Woman: Your neighbor’s yard is THAT messy?
Man: Yes, and now my yard looks redneck. I have to keep him in his cage so my house will be neat.

Elevator, 225 S. 6th St. Building downtown
Overheard by I hope he wasn’t talking about his kid.

Man #1: Why didn’t she eat it?
Man #2: (with very expressive hand gestures) Because French Vanilla was too spicy for her!

Skyway between US Bank Plaza and 225 S Sixth
Overheard by Remembering when I lived in a city where salt wasn’t as spicy as it got.