Posts Tagged ‘225 S 6th Street’
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Which Is Why I Started Hanging Around Outside Her Bedroom Window
Old female co-worker: …and she looks good, without her clothes on.
225 South 6th St.
Overheard by Not sure where that was going… -
Depends On How Big It Is
Male coworker: The world just does NOT revolve around her BUTTOCKS!!
225 S. 6th St, Minneapolis, 12th floor
Overheard by No it doesn’t. -
The First Line In “Idiot’s Guide To Getting Sued At Work”
Male coworker talking about certain female coworkers: Man, they are so frigid I bet their periods come out in frozen cubes.
225 S. 6th St, Minneapolis, 12th floor
Overheard by Laughing so hard. -
Looking Forward To This
Post-Menopausal coworker to another post-menopausal coworker: I stopped menstruating at 53 or 54. But my skin is so dry now, I have to put so much lotion on that I feel like CRISCO!!
225 South 6th. Street, Minneapolis, MN 55402
Overheard by Fry me a chicken. -
What Do You Eat?
Coworker: If I ever have to go in the 3rd stall, I’ll be smelling my armpits.
225 South 6th St.
Overheard by Yeah, your armpits probably do smell better than the 3rd stall. -
And Betray The Jalapeno?!
Hungry Girl In Cubeville: Guacamole, I want to have your baby!
225 South 6th St.
Overheard by say what? -
If You Don’t Know This By Now, Nobody Can Help You
Coworker speaking of the ghastly state of the work restroom: When you have to shit, you better sit, otherwise there tends to be a lot of splatterization!
225 S. 6th St, Minneapolis, 12th floor
Overheard by Good plan. -
So No Christmas Cards For The Coworkers This Year?
Coworker #1: So, why do you have a headache today?
Coworker #2: Because I woke up with a hangover and I didn’t even drink last night! I got the headache because I had to come into this shit-fucking-hole today.
225 S. 6th St, Minneapolis, 12th floor
Overheard by Damn Straight. -
Might As Well Go All The Way
Coworker #1: Yeah, the doll that I want to get my daughter for Christmas… I think it pees and poops but I’m not sure.
Coworker #2: OH! I would have loved a doll that did that when I was a kid!
225 S. 6th St, Minneapolis, 12th floor
Overheard by Cheap Thrills. -
Zac Efron Will Be Saying That In 10 Years, Too.
34-year-old man entering mid-life crisis: I used to have the abs of Zac Efron!
cubeville in 225 S. 6th Street
Overheard by did he really just say that? -
Awww. Puke.
Coworker speaking about a station on VH1 Radio: The Plush station plays the songs my heart would sing if it could.
12th floor, 225 S. 6th St. Building
Overheard by Have a little macaroni with that CHEESE!!! -
Drug Incuded Unconsciousness Does Not Count.
Lady walking down the hallway, to no one in particular: I do sleep sometimes, you know!
12th floor of 225 S. 6th Street building
Overheard by insomniac. -
Just Don’t Tell His Mother.
Man: My house is always such a mess. He drags junk over from my neighbor’s yard.
Woman: Your neighbor’s yard is THAT messy?
Man: Yes, and now my yard looks redneck. I have to keep him in his cage so my house will be neat.
Elevator, 225 S. 6th St. Building downtown
Overheard by I hope he wasn’t talking about his kid. -
Slip Her Some Hazelnut.
Man #1: Why didn’t she eat it?
Man #2: (with very expressive hand gestures) Because French Vanilla was too spicy for her!
Skyway between US Bank Plaza and 225 S Sixth
Overheard by Remembering when I lived in a city where salt wasn’t as spicy as it got.
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