Drunk guy to drunk girl he is on a date with: So wait, you want us to be in an anonymous relationship???

Minneapolis, Acme Comedy Club
Overheard by justarrivedtothebarsober.

Girl in bathroom stall #1: I love 50’s fashion!
Girl in bathroom stall #2: I know! The 60’s was good too.
Girl in bathroom stall #1: Yeah, I wear a lot of, like, 70’s and 80’s.
Girl in bathroom stall #2: I wear 90’s.

ACME Comedy Club
Overheard by need to get out of here ASAP.

Two open mic comedians discussing stand-up routines…
Comedian #1: I like clean shit.
Comedian #2: Comedy is comedy.

Acme Comedy Co
Overheard by a47danger.