Posts Tagged ‘alexandria’

  • Just Don’t Stand Close To Me

    Date: 2009.08.25 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Brunette teenage girl: I didn’t have time to brush my teeth this morning.
    Blonde teenage girl: That’s disgusting!
    Brunette teenage girl: No, it isn’t! I’ve chewed enough gum so that all the germs are gone now.

    Alexandria, Jefferson Senior High School parking lot
    Overheard by ick!

  • It Broke The Mirror

    Date: 2009.06.26 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy on a phone conference: It was a knee jerk reflection.

    Alexandria, in the office
    Overheard by Someone who tried not to react to the stupidity with a knee jerk.

  • This Is A Lot More Common Than I Thought

    Date: 2009.04.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    40-something woman to her cousin at the bar:  I want you to meet my new boyfriend.
    Cousin:  That’s your new boyfriend?  That guy is our cousin!
    40-something woman:  Yeah, the state doesn’t agree with what we’re doing, but we figure since we’re both fixed it can’t hurt nothin’.

    Alexandria, local bar
    Overheard by I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  • Why Don’t The Grown Ups Ever Buy That?!

    Date: 2006.10.08 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Teacher’s Aide scolding a first grade student: You need to apologize right now. And, no, you did not throw the rocks at him by accident!

    Lincoln Elementary School, Alexandria, MN
    Overheard by A parent walking through the hall of the school.