Posts Tagged ‘apple valley’
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Or Any Other Balls
Father to child at the goat pen at the farm: You can pet him, but don’t touch his eyeballs.
Apple Valley, Minnesota Zoo
Overheard by iwastoldtherewouldbebacon. -
Available In Bulls! Order Now! Supplies Are Limited!
20-something male to his 20-something male friend: WOW!! He’s huge! I didn’t know these came in bulls! I thought they were just the milkers.
Apple Valley, At the Minnesota Zoo Farm while looking at the Holstein Bull
Overheard by hdj_76. -
That’s Why It’s Not Illegal
Teenage girl: Look, it’s not a drug, it’s an herb!
Apple Valley High School
Overheard by Whatever you say, Mary Jane. -
Dad Is Such A Buzzkill
4 year old son, whining: But Dad…
Dad: No, no one is going to rob Target.Apple Valley, Target
Overheard by Don’t think I don’t want to. -
It’ll Be Her First Car Someday
Little girl: I want a candy bar.
Her mom: No.
Little girl: Fine, if I don’t get one I’ll shit in your car!Apple Valley, Target
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There Is Still Time To Take Her Gifts Back
Wife interrupting her husband while he was suggesting a gift idea: NO, NO, you’re being stupid!
Apple Valley, Target
Overheard by TheirTwoChildren. -
In A Nutshell
Out-of-towner: So, is T-Paw better than that wrestler?
Minnesotan: No. Not at all.Apple Valley, MN Zoo
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Let’s Wait Until The “Silver” Year
Dad: Okay, kiddo, we have to go get an anniversary card now.
Son: Why do I need an anniversary card? I’m ONLY ten.Apple Valley, Target
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He’s Just Grieving
Son: Beat it, Michael Jackson!
Father: If you ever say that to me again you’re going to an orphanage.Apple Valley, MN Zoo
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And I’m Really Slow At It
Dad to 6 year old son: I got a busy night tonight. See all these shells? I gotta put them in my shotgun.
Apple Valley, Walmart
Overheard by Tara. -
Grandma Can Say What She Wants
Angry 20-something woman: Grandma needs to shut the hell up!
Apple Valley, MN Zoo, walking out to see the farm babies
Overheard by your mom. -
Bring Your Camera
14-year-old boy: DUDE! DUDE! Greatest idea ever. Polly Pocket, firecracker, rubber band! BOOM! Seriously, my sister has like a million of them!
Apple Valley, Valley Middle
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What If You Were On Fire While The Bear Mauled You?
Girl, to friend: Getting mauled by a bear is the second worst way to die.
Apple Valley, Walgreens
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That’s Not A Trash Can
8 year-old boy, speaking matter-of-factly to his mother: Hey mom? I know you said don’t pee in the trash can, but I think I’m going to pee in the trash can.
Apple Valley, Jo-Ann Fabrics
Overheard by JustDon’tMiss. -
Can You Spot All Of The Things Wrong With This?
Teenage male wearing dark clothes and black eye liner: I’m the coolest goth in Minnesota.
Apple Valley, Cub Foods
Overheard by the third or fourth coolest goth. -
There Are Animals Out There I Could Be Yelling At
Exasperated 3-year old girl: Come ON mom, you’re wasting my time!
Apple Valley, Minnesota Zoo, bird exhibit
Overheard by Time is valuable when you’re three. -
And My Backpack Isn’t Magic
Little 6-yr-old blond boy, walking away from tiger exhibit: Boy, I sure am hungry.
Dad: We brought snacks.
Boy: Well, what kind of snacks do you got in that backpack?
Dad: Lots of snacks.
Boy: What kind of snacks?
Dad: What kind of snacks would you like?
Boy: I want ice cream. You got any ice cream in that backpack?
Dad: No.
Boy: Well, why not? How come you didn’t bring any ice cream in your backpack?
Dad, under his breath: Because I knew you’d want some.
Apple Valley, Minnesota Zoo
Overheard by Amber. -
Someone Isn’t Adjusting Well
Guy: Well, you guys could save up your money and buy me a watch. How does that sound, do you want to do that?
Kid #1: Maybe for your birthday, or father’s day, or something like that.
Kid #2: He’s not our father!!Apple Valley, Kohl’s
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Why Do People Think This Is Okay?
Drunk 40 year old dude #1, standing in line for the bathroom: Well, there are 4 sinks. We only need 2 with the number of people I’ve seen wash their hands.
Drunk 40 year old dude #2: Yeah. There was this one time I was peeing in the sink at home, and my wife walked in. She was pissed. Good times.Minnesota Zoo – Music In the Zoo
Overheard by slight overshare. -
We Brought Them All Back!
20 something woman with baby in stroller, at exhibit with animal cutouts that say EXTINCT: So… are the animals in there or what?
Minnesota Zoo
Overheard by edumacation at its best.
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