Posts Tagged ‘arden hills’
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Just Hold Off Until After Dinner
College guy to other college guy: You could poop your pants tonight and she’d still want to date you.
Arden Hills, Arden Hall, Northwestern College
Overheard by She’s very maternal like that. -
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
Freshman bottle blonde to her friends: And we could live together next year and, like, be, like… the blonde trio!!!
Friends with the exact same hair color: OH MAH GAWD, THAT’S SO AWESOME!Arden Hills, Bethel University
Overheard by mines naturally that color. -
A Baby That Drives A Harley
College Freshman: If you’re attracting a wife because you have a Harley, she probably already has a baby.
Arden Hills, Arden Hall, Northwestern College
Overheard by There goes that mid-life crisis idea. -
This Is True If You Don’t Watch A Lot Of Movies
Freshman (white) girl: Why is it that in all the movies, Asians are the bad guys?
Arden Hills, Arden Hall, Northwestern College
Overheard by Jackie Chan, Mr. Miyagi, and all the Bond villains. -
You’d Never See It Coming
Girl #1: Hey look, the sky is blue.
Girl #2: I like it when the sky is blue!
Girl #3: Hey, look! I match.Arden Hills, Bethel University
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I’m With You On This One
Guy with stocking cap pulled down almost to his eyes: I had to do it. Eyebrows grow back, $300 bets don’t.
St. Paul, Bethel University Dining Hall
Overheard by Of course you had to. -
This Makes Things So Much Easier
Professor rambling: If you are going to meet a rapist, meet him at a coffee shop or somewhere safe.
Arden Hills, Bethel University
Overheard by Coffee makes it safe. -
Order Up A Drug Test
Girl playing catch indoors with garbage: I mean, McDonald’s don’t have cheese in China.
St.Paul, Bethel University Market
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The Rules Of Proper Escape
College girl, whispering to friend on the campus shuttle: Technically, you’re supposed to have one-fourth a tank of gas all the time, because then, like, if someone starts to chase you, you have enough gas to get away for a while. WOOSH!
St. Paul, Bethel University
Overheard by a.lil. -
I’m Not Quite Sure What You’re Getting At
Freshman girl #1: I love soup.
Freshman girl #2: I love this soup.
Freshman girl #1: Me too.
Freshman girl #2: I love potato soup.
Freshman girl #1: Is this potato soup?
Freshman girl #2: Yes.
Freshman girl #1: I love potato soup.
Freshman girl #2: Me too.
Freshman girl #1: I love soup.
Freshman girl #2: Me too.St.Paul, Bethel University Dining Center
Overheard by SOUP. -
Good Luck With The Rest Of Your Year, Man
Shy college guy, to the whole class: I mean, who knows? Maybe Hitler did a good thing! Maybe he saved us from 6 million crazy Jews taking over and ruling everything!
St. Paul, Bethel University
Overheard by a.lil. -
Poetry
College guy, mumbling in class: I hate my life. (pause) I’m a fascist. (pause) I’m going to hell.
St. Paul, Bethel University International Relations Class
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It’s Working For Charo
Manly college guy, completely serious to his friends: I just like to dance my way through life.
St. Paul, Bethel University
Overheard by a.lil. -
You Laughed
College girl #1: I can’t say ‘Helen Keller’ very well.
College girl #2: Neither could she.St. Paul, Bethel University
Overheard by a.lil. -
Will You Settle For Cheetos, Turtle Pie And A Twizzler Instead?
20-something stoned guy: I wasn’t kidding earlier, I’m blazed.
Other guy: Really? Where’d you get blazed?
20-something stoned guy: At work.
Other guy: Oh, was that after you got fired?
20-something stoned guy: Uh… I really want some pizza.St. Paul, Bethel University
Overheard by a.lil. -
Time Me!
Girl #1: You would probably have to be outside for a really long time for your eyeballs to freeze.
Girl #2: Okay, bye!St.Paul, Bethel University
Overheard by she’s reassured now. -
Stop Crushing My Dreams
Nerdy guy, to friend: We could randomly break out into riverdance in the middle of travel. (awkward silence) You know you want to.
Friend: No. Just, no.
Nerdy guy: Fine, then we can jazzercise!St. Paul, Bethel University
Overheard by a.lil. -
Check On It Next Spring
College girl: Are apples biodegradable?
Friend: Hmm… I think so.
College girl: So, I can chuck this and, like, not hurt the environment?St. Paul, Bethel University
Overheard by a.lil. -
Your Mom Can Lay Out Your Nike Gear Tomorrow
Nerdy college guy, to friend: Dude, what brand of shirt am I wearing today? Is it Nike?
Friend, checks tag in back of shirt as they walk down the hall: No man, it’s Steve and Barry’s.
Nerdy college guy: Oh. Dangit!St. Paul, Bethel University
Overheard by a.lil. -
The Internet And Bill O’Reilly Told Me So
College Student: Do you know, is Barack Obama a Christian?
Middle aged woman: Well, not a Christian in MY sense of the word.Saint Paul, Bethel University
Overheard by Mr. Ross.
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