Posts Tagged ‘arden hills’
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A Man’s Gotta Do What A Man’s Gotta Do
(Shuttle pulls up nearly hitting a student waiting, jokingly)
Boyfriend of girl that almost got hit to bus driver: Dude, if you would have hit her, I would have had to just key the shuttle.
Bus driver: That’s it? (bursts into laughter)
Girlfriend to boyfriend: Awww… thanks for defending me!Bethel University
Overheard by m.jo. -
I Often Forget I’m Not Asian
Non-Asian student to Asian student: Dude, I keep forgetting you’re Asian.
Asian Student: I KNOW! ME TOO!!Bethel University
Overheard by m.jo. -
Who Needs All That Cereal?
College girl: At least your dad doesn’t make cereal towers.
Two college guys: *blank stare*
College girl: Seriously! I’ll walk into the kitchen and he’ll have cereal boxes just stacked to the ceiling in a tower!Classroom, Bethel University
Overheard by A.Lil. -
Yeah, You’re Both Awesome, We Know
Clueless girl: Hey, you should sign up for Beginning Tennis with me!
Wannabe fratboy: Beginner’s tennis? Are you kidding? People compare my serve to Andre Agassi!
Clueless girl: Who’s that?
Wannabe: (stunned silence)
Clueless girl: Ya, well they compare MY serve to Anna Kournikova!Dining Center @ Bethel University
Overheard by JAG, -
There’s A Serious Lack Of Book Reading Around Here
Guy #1: C’mon, guys. Ingosoc? Hello! 1984? Orwell? Political system of Oceania?
Guy #2: Oh yeah! The minute you said 1984 I knew what you were talking about.
Girl: How should I know? I wasn’t even alive in 1984!BSA Office @ Bethel University
Overheard by JAG. -
Correction: Nobody Wants That
Gay man: Not everyone wants to have their uterus opened!
Gas Station near Arden Hills
Overheard by I’ll keep mine closed thank you. -
I Bet That Went Well
College girl: Do you like Interpersonal Com?
College guy: Yeah, it’s alright. Did you take it, too?
College girl: Yeah, I loved it. It made me realize I needed to break up with my boyfriend, so it was really valuable for me.Classroom @ Bethel University
Overheard by JAG. -
Exactly
Guy #1: …like Paul from The Beatles.
Guy #2: Paul Simon?hallway in Bethel University
Overheard by aeh. -
The Internet: For Announcing Relationships
Curious coworker: I see Katie* and Aaron* are hanging out again… Do you know if they’re back together? I need the facts… I gotta check Facebook!
Bethel University
Overheard by Not my sister’s keeper. -
Yeah, We Have Philosphy Together
Girl #1 (Whispers in class): Have you heard of Cornel West?
Girl #2: Is he a student here?
Bethel University
Overheard by aeh. -
Dolphins Didn’t Ask For That
Girl #1 to Girl #2: You just look like that kind of animal. I look like a dolphin.
Bethel University
Overheard by I don’t look like any animal. I look like a human, thanks. -
Ugh. That’s It. Just Ugh.
High school girl paging through conference schedule booklet: Oh my gosh, I don’t know what I would do without this. It’s like, my life… It’s like, the Bible!
Girls State, Bethel University
Overheard by I just work here… -
After Three Minutes, You Can Share Toothbrushes.
One giddy blonde girl to another: We hugged for at least a minute! Now I can wear his sweatshirt! (giggling ensues)
market square, bethel university
Overheard by not so giddy brunette. -
It Brings Out His Eyes.
Female Professor to Male Professor during a conversation: There’s a bug crawling in your beard.
Bethel University
Overheard by a passing student.
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