How Do You Think She Feels?
Older guy who just became a grandparent for the first time, to other older guy: I don’t mind being a grandpa, but I don’t like going to bed with a grandma every night.
Roseville, Work
Overheard by Potential Grandma.
Older guy who just became a grandparent for the first time, to other older guy: I don’t mind being a grandpa, but I don’t like going to bed with a grandma every night.
Roseville, Work
Overheard by Potential Grandma.
Guy reacting to an error message on his computer: “The necessary data was deleted”?!? But it was NECESSARY!
Lakeville, The office
Overheard by Jeremy Q. Afterglide.
Girl talking to a group of coworkers: If I even see a scab on any of you, watch out because I will come after you and I will pick it.
Bloomington, Office
Overheard by I can’t believe she said that loud enough for others to hear in the office.
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Really good looking female colleague: HMMMM… I Love Sausage! I really do!
Minneapolis, Work
Overheard by old and worn.
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Middle-aged woman, talking about her son: He’s reached the three potato age.
Eden Prairie, Office building
Overheard by That’s old?
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Male coworker: When I was growing up I wanted to be a male doctor.
Female coworker: Male doctor? You’re a guy, of COURSE you’d be a male doctor.
Male coworker: No, like doctor for males, like a urologist or a proctologist.
Female coworker: Yeah, it’s pretty bad when you’ve got something in your butt.
Lakeville, The Office
Overheard by Male computer programmer.
30-something woman: Yeah, I might be old enough to be your mom.
20-something woman: No, really?
30-something woman: Sure, in a Bristol Palin sort of way.
Downtown Minneapolis, Shiny Skyscraper
Overheard by Old enough to know better.
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Muttering coworker (referring to Overheard in Minneapolis): I wish I could Overheard myself.
Lakeville, The Office
Overheard by King Skidz.
Line cook #1: Are you gonna turn the grill on?
Line cook #2: Yeah, when do you need it?
Line cook #1: I could have used the grill, like, 30 minutes ago.
Line cook #2: Well, then fast forward time back and do it.
Minneapolis, work
Overheard by the intern jacked up on espresso.
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Asshole Coworker: I don’t tip delivery drivers because they’re from companies that charge a delivery fee. I’m already paying extra, why should I have to tip them?
Stunned Coworker: You are a cheap bastard! Those drivers depend on tips for a living!
Asshole Coworker: They make a living wage, why should I feel bad for not tipping them? If they make minimum wage, that’s over $13,000 a year. Get a couple roommates and that’s definitely livable.
Stunned Coworker: WHAT? They don’t make minimum wage, and they depend on tips to make up the difference.
Asshole Coworker: Okay, but really, what is $2.00 from me going to do for them?
Stunned Coworker: Again, you are such a cheap bastard.
Eden Prairie, Office
Overheard by Man that dude is cheap.
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Boss: I’m gonna get cocoa. F*CK! There is NO COCOA!!!! God dammit!
Minneapolis, 801 Marquette
Overheard by Subordinate.
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Woman pouring coffee on her cup: Drinking decaf is like kissing your brother; it’s just not worth it.
Edina, Lunch room at a large corporation
Overheard by I think I’ll have a toast today.
Woman in office: Stop rubbing against each other! (exits office, walking down hallway) There’s enough friction in there to start a forest fire.
Minneapolis, Downtown
Overheard by JfA.
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Construction worker #1: The only time I know you’re not talking is when you’re smoking or pooping.
Construction worker #2: How do you know I’m not talking when I’m pooping?
Minneapolis, Xcel Power Plant Construction Site
Overheard by heard you in the porta-potty.
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Woman: You know, these Indian guys come in here demanding this and that and you can’t understand a damn word they’re saying. It’s like, “Speak Minnesotan”.
Minneapolis, Small office
Overheard by Just that simple.
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Woman #1: Where are you getting married?
Woman #2: The church I grew up with, in Eden Prairie.
Woman #1: Cool. Is that a Catholic church?
Woman #2: Um, I don’t know. Lutheran maybe? I guess I’m not really sure.
St. Paul, Internet Broadcasting
Overheard by You… grew up with them? And you missed that detail?
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One worker talking over her cube to another: Squashed monkeys are awesome.
Golden Valley, Cubicle forest just like any other
Overheard by Damned, dirty apes.
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New client to case manager: I’m not the meek, doting mom that I was when I was a crackhead. I got a lot of experience; I used to run a call center.
Case manager: For telemarketing?
Everyone in room (emphatically): No.
New Client: I ran a whorehouse.
Case Manager: Ah… I don’t think we can put that on a resume.
An office complex in Minneapolis
Overheard by Miracle Worker.
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Customer Service Girl: I think I burned my face.
The Office in Lakeville
Overheard by You’re not sure?
President of the company says to his male co-worker: So, does that affect your bowel movements?
901 Marquette Avenue South (formerly the 225 S. 6th street crew!)
Overheard by Sometimes I wish I just didn’t pay attention to people.
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