Posts Tagged ‘austin’

  • He Is?

    Date: 2009.04.27 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman #1, whispering to a friend about a guy in the orchestra at a play: Dude, I wanna run over and grab that guy’s flute and beat him over the head with it.
    Woman #2: NO! He’s autistic! (about a minute later) Actually, you probably should. He’s really annoying.

    Austin, Riverland Community College
    Overheard by a.lil.

  • I Can Relate

    Date: 2008.07.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Male Walmart employee, to female co-worker: Come on, what’s your problem?  Smile!  (smiles at her)
    Female co-worker: I can’t smile.  I work HERE.

    Walmart Austin MN
    Overheard by: a.lil

  • We Never Heard From Him Again

    Date: 2008.07.18 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Little kid in bathroom stall, to his mom: Mommy, is it the button on the side here to flush?
    Mother, in stall next to him: Yes, honey.
    Little kid: (long pause)  But I’m scared.
    Mother, reassuringly: It’s a brand new toilet honey, you don’t need to be scared.

    New Walmart, Austin MN
    Overheard by …but you should be scared of the old toilets.