Posts Tagged ‘banks’
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I Think That Might Be The Problem
Out-of-shape brah to friend: You need to shave.
Mouth-breathing brah: Man, that’s my chinstrap!
Out-of-shape brah: Then you need to tighten it.Minneapolis, Radisson TCF
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And You Look Like An Ass
Mom, petting a large stuffed animal horse: Oh, it’s so cute, maybe I should open a bank account here so that I can get one. (pets the horse for about 30 seconds)
Teen girl watching her mother: Mom, stop petting the horse, you look like a retard.Stillwater, Wells Fargo Bank
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Next Teller, Please
Burnt out old man to information lady: *babbling* Yeah, I’m, like, French, and Scottish, and South American. BUT NOT MEXICAN! I am South American, NOT Mexican.
Information lady: Ohhh yeah, well, I’m Mexican.
Old man: Oh…Minneapolis, Wells Fargo in uptown
Overheard by I dont think he even knows he is in a bank. -
Yet
Man on phone: Don’t worry, no one is going to die.
USbank
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I’m Stealing That
Older Female Bank Employee on Phone: They probably won’t care that it was a keying error, they’ll likely just say ‘tough crunchies’.
TCF Bank, Maplewood
Overheard by I don’t think anyone saying that is likely. -
Naturally
Bank teller (to other bank teller): Don’t worry, I wasn’t talking about you. I only gossip about important things.
US Bank Building
Overheard by just give me my receipt. -
+10 Points For Answering Honestly
Bank Teller: So, do you have kids?
20something male: Uuumm… yah, a little bit.
Bank Teller: You have a little bit of kids?
20something male: Oh KIDS! I thought you said gas!
Bank Teller (awkwardly): Um, no sir, I did not say gas.
Bremer Bank Downtown MSP -
How Many Of You Had To Think About That?
Old lady: I need to buy a roll of quarters. How much does that cost?
Teller: Ten dollars.
Old lady: And how many quarters is that?
Teller: Um… [thinking for a while] 50, I think.
Old lady: Oh, that should be enough.
US Bank
Overheard by Finding a new bank. -
From, Like, God?
Trendy young woman: I was sent here on, like, a mission…
Wells Fargo downtown bank, Skyway level
Overheard by sxoidmal.
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