Man on phone: Don’t worry, no one is going to die.

USbank
Overheard by good to know…

Older Female Bank Employee on Phone: They probably won’t care that it was a keying error, they’ll likely just say ‘tough crunchies’.

TCF Bank, Maplewood
Overheard by I don’t think anyone saying that is likely.

Bank teller (to other bank teller): Don’t worry, I wasn’t talking about you. I only gossip about important things.

US Bank Building
Overheard by just give me my receipt.

Bank Teller: So, do you have kids?
20something male: Uuumm… yah, a little bit.
Bank Teller: You have a little bit of kids?
20something male: Oh KIDS! I thought you said gas!
Bank Teller (awkwardly): Um, no sir, I did not say gas.

Bremer Bank Downtown MSP

Old lady: I need to buy a roll of quarters. How much does that cost?
Teller: Ten dollars.
Old lady: And how many quarters is that?
Teller: Um… [thinking for a while] 50, I think.
Old lady: Oh, that should be enough.

US Bank
Overheard by Finding a new bank.

Trendy young woman: I was sent here on, like, a mission…

Wells Fargo downtown bank, Skyway level
Overheard by sxoidmal.