Posts Tagged ‘bars’
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That’s One Suggestion…
Mid 30′s white dude to his mid 30′s lady friend: Let’s forget about the drugs and just go get a hotel room.
Minneapolis, Nomad World Pub
Overheard by Liz – why not do both?? -
Like Knowing How To Change Your Oil
Female club goer: I used to be a dominatrix so it comes in handy.
Minneapolis, Club Jager – 80s Night
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He Seemed Fine
20 something guy to his 20 something friend: Dude, a stranger just handed you a sandwich, and you’re eating it?!
St. Cloud, Outside of The Rox
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But I Kept It For Myself
Dirty hipster to friends: One time I went really high to buy my dad a birthday present and ended up getting him a really sweet toilet seat.
Minneapolis, Lyndale VFW
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Now He’s Looking For Something To Kick The Whiskey Habit
Bearded Hipster: So, he kicked his heroin habit with whiskey and pot! How awesome is that?!
Seward, Minneapolis, Tracy’s Saloon
Overheard by Probably less awesome than you’re making it sound. -
Try It Sober
Heavily intoxicated man to another heavily intoxicated man: I just think texting is kind of… douchey.
St. Paul, Dale Ave, outside Sweeney’s
Overheard by Sounds like they had fun. -
Good Thing They’re Cute
Young woman to a young man (they appear to be on a date): Aren’t Grandparents racist? Grandparents are so racist.
Minneapolis, Bulldog N.E.
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They’re Always Squirming Around
Middle aged woman playing Bar-Bingo: It’s hard to bite your baby!
Brooklyn Park, VFW
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If You Close Your Eyes And Pretend Really Hard
Townie, pointing to Gluek’s: Oh look, there’s an Irish pub.
Minneapolis, Gluek’s Restaurant + Bar
Overheard by sxoidmal. -
So I Came To St Louis Park
White guy talking to group of white adults: I’m from northern California! I don’t know any black people!
St. Louis Park, Park Tavern
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They Just Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To
Guy, eavesdropping on conversation about the old Phalen Shopping Center: Yah, I remember the Phalen Shopping Center! All those shops!
Maplewood, 5 8 Tavern
Overheard by Bar tender. -
It Has A Pleasant Ring
Blonde sitting on a barstool: I love the word diarrhea!
Minneapolis, Grumpy’s N.E., Art A Whirl
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How Many Makes Up A Party?
30-something, referring to a fishbowl Long Island Iced Tea: It tastes like a party of assholes.
Minneapolis, Sgt Preston’s
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Doing Both Would Be The Dream
Guy waiting in line for a Jucy Lucy: There are two reasons I wish I was a girl. One, people would offer me nannying jobs. Two, if things really went downhill, I could always strip.
Minneapolis, Matt’s Bar
Overheard by Jucy Lucy Lover.
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Is It Like Wearing White After Labor Day?
Lady Bar Patron: Even if you we’re born in 1970 you can still enjoy a Charleston Chew.
Minneapolis, 331 Club
Overheard by Trivia Players. -
The Sweaty Part Also Worked In His Favor
Spectator: That’s one way to get through a crowd; take off your shirt and have a massively hairy back.
Minneapolis, Sauce, Minnesota Beard Off Contest
Overheard by I parted for him. -
How Did They Get It To Fit?
Bar Girl #1: We should, like, totally go walk around Stillwater sometime!
Bar Girl #2: Is that in Minnesota?
Bar Girl #1: No, Hudson.Minneapolis, Il Gato
Overheard by TequilaCuresACold. -
Good Question
Chick #1: I really like him. A lot. But I’m getting bored with just going over there and “hanging out”. I want more.
Chick #2: Sounds like a booty call without sex. What’s the point?Minneapolis, The Independent
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Those Annual Events Keep Coming Back
Customer, entering bar, to bartender: Hey, would it be possible to watch the State of the Union in here?
Bartender: There’s another one?Minneapolis, Sauce Spirits and Soundbar
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A Refreshing Perspective
Lady at the end of the bar: I don’t trust those Haitians. All that voodoo.
Minneapolis, Cuzzy’s Bar
Overheard by Scarfing down a reuben.
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