Posts Tagged ‘bars’
Mid 30′s white dude to his mid 30′s lady friend: Let’s forget about the drugs and just go get a hotel room.
Minneapolis, Nomad World Pub
Overheard by Liz – why not do both??
Female club goer: I used to be a dominatrix so it comes in handy.
Minneapolis, Club Jager – 80s Night
Overheard by aeh.
20 something guy to his 20 something friend: Dude, a stranger just handed you a sandwich, and you’re eating it?!
St. Cloud, Outside of The Rox
Overheard by A girl who wishes she got to the sandwich first.
Dirty hipster to friends: One time I went really high to buy my dad a birthday present and ended up getting him a really sweet toilet seat.
Minneapolis, Lyndale VFW
Bearded Hipster: So, he kicked his heroin habit with whiskey and pot! How awesome is that?!
Seward, Minneapolis, Tracy’s Saloon
Overheard by Probably less awesome than you’re making it sound.
Heavily intoxicated man to another heavily intoxicated man: I just think texting is kind of… douchey.
St. Paul, Dale Ave, outside Sweeney’s
Overheard by Sounds like they had fun.
Young woman to a young man (they appear to be on a date): Aren’t Grandparents racist? Grandparents are so racist.
Minneapolis, Bulldog N.E.
Overheard by Tara Zeigler.
Middle aged woman playing Bar-Bingo: It’s hard to bite your baby!
Brooklyn Park, VFW
Overheard by Aaron.
Townie, pointing to Gluek’s: Oh look, there’s an Irish pub.
Minneapolis, Gluek’s Restaurant + Bar
Overheard by sxoidmal.
White guy talking to group of white adults: I’m from northern California! I don’t know any black people!
St. Louis Park, Park Tavern
Overheard by OMG.
Guy, eavesdropping on conversation about the old Phalen Shopping Center: Yah, I remember the Phalen Shopping Center! All those shops!
Maplewood, 5 8 Tavern
Overheard by Bar tender.
Blonde sitting on a barstool: I love the word diarrhea!
Minneapolis, Grumpy’s N.E., Art A Whirl
30-something, referring to a fishbowl Long Island Iced Tea: It tastes like a party of assholes.
Minneapolis, Sgt Preston’s
Overheard by kt outside observer.
Guy waiting in line for a Jucy Lucy: There are two reasons I wish I was a girl. One, people would offer me nannying jobs. Two, if things really went downhill, I could always strip.
Minneapolis, Matt’s Bar
Overheard by Jucy Lucy Lover.
Lady Bar Patron: Even if you we’re born in 1970 you can still enjoy a Charleston Chew.
Minneapolis, 331 Club
Overheard by Trivia Players.
Spectator: That’s one way to get through a crowd; take off your shirt and have a massively hairy back.
Minneapolis, Sauce, Minnesota Beard Off Contest
Overheard by I parted for him.
Bar Girl #1: We should, like, totally go walk around Stillwater sometime!
Bar Girl #2: Is that in Minnesota?
Bar Girl #1: No, Hudson.
Minneapolis, Il Gato
Overheard by TequilaCuresACold.
Chick #1: I really like him. A lot. But I’m getting bored with just going over there and “hanging out”. I want more.
Chick #2: Sounds like a booty call without sex. What’s the point?
Minneapolis, The Independent
Customer, entering bar, to bartender: Hey, would it be possible to watch the State of the Union in here?
Bartender: There’s another one?
Minneapolis, Sauce Spirits and Soundbar
Overheard by smoothd.
Lady at the end of the bar: I don’t trust those Haitians. All that voodoo.
Minneapolis, Cuzzy’s Bar
Overheard by Scarfing down a reuben.