It’s A Dumb Game Anyway
Girl #1: Let’s play guess the color!
Girl #2: Ok, yellow, red, orange, um, blue, six? (pause) Oh wait, damn.
Shady Oak Beach
Overheard by Jane’s lover.
Girl #1: Let’s play guess the color!
Girl #2: Ok, yellow, red, orange, um, blue, six? (pause) Oh wait, damn.
Shady Oak Beach
Overheard by Jane’s lover.
Girl: Good luck with that. You’ll end up with barbed wire embedded in your genitals if you go there on foot. And I’ll say I told you so.
Hidden Beach
Guy #1: I’m over this. Let’s go to my place, pop some pills and watch infomercials.
Guy #2: Do you have A/C?
Guy #1: Huh?
Guy #2: A/C?
Guy #1: What’s that?
Guy #2: Air conditioning, dude!
Guy #1: Why the hell didn’t you just say air conditioning? You’re so lazy you gotta abbreviate it?
Hidden Beach
Little Boy #1: You *have* to get out of the water, we’re on a safety break!
Little Boy #2: Why are we on a safety break?
Little Boy #1: Because they are looking for a body underwater.

Lake Nokomis beach
Overheard by Playing Scrabble on the beach.
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Hippy-ish guy in his 30’s: I got my floaty thing for free at the liquor store. They called me up and were like, “Duuuude” and I was like, “Whaaat?” ‘You won.” “What’d I win?” “You won the floaty thing.” But it didn’t last before it popped, you know. Where’d you girls get your floaty things?
One of two girls on the shore: K-mart.
Hippy-ish guy in his 30’s: Tiiiight!

a particular beach
Overheard by a little bird, a laughing little bird.