Bearded Man: For what it’s worth, I loved that New Radicals CD. In 1999, I smoked crack to that CD.

Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors

Scruffly, unkempt, bearded cashier being offered birthday cake: I don’t like cake nearly as much as I like boners.

Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors
Overheard by I got something you’ll like.

Bearded college guy: I almost saw a high school girl’s vagina today!

St. Paul, Das Hus
Overheard by a.lil.

Bearded Dude: Yeah… I care a lot more about my penis than I do my friends.
Not Quite as Bearded: Oh, totally.

Bloomington Bike Shop
Overheard by wondering if that is selfish, or self preservation…