Posts Tagged ‘beards’

  • What Year Is It Now?

    Date: 2009.05.17 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Bearded Man: For what it’s worth, I loved that New Radicals CD. In 1999, I smoked crack to that CD.

    Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors

  • 14 Year Old Boys Just Crowned Him King

    Date: 2009.02.24 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Scruffly, unkempt, bearded cashier being offered birthday cake: I don’t like cake nearly as much as I like boners.

    Minneapolis, Zipp’s Liquors
    Overheard by I got something you’ll like.

  • Thanks For Bailing Me Out, By The Way

    Date: 2008.10.07 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Bearded college guy: I almost saw a high school girl’s vagina today!

    St. Paul, Das Hus
    Overheard by a.lil.

  • You Know What They Say About Loving Yourself

    Date: 2008.04.14 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Bearded Dude: Yeah… I care a lot more about my penis than I do my friends.
    Not Quite as Bearded: Oh, totally.

    Bloomington Bike Shop
    Overheard by wondering if that is selfish, or self preservation…