Ditzy blonde cashier to mechanic: He was the one that screwed it up. I feel bad for him and not just because he is new. He’s also Mexican.
No where near as ditzy cashier: What?!
Ditzy Blonde cashier: No! That’s not what I meant! The language barrier! His limited vocabulary! Damnit!

John’s Auto Parts, Blaine
Overheard by There’s no saving that, Sis.

Small Child (in shopping cart, pointing at shelf): Oh look, Mommy, yummy marshmallows!
Mom: No, Henry, those are dishwasher tablets.

Blaine Super Target
Overheard by The Elderly Multigravida.

7-year-old boy to mom: Mom, since you give me everything I want, can you give me $500?
Mom:  Um… no.

Blaine Taco Bell
Overheard by Mom–long time, no see!

Middle Aged woman to friends: When I was younger I used to be embarrassed when I pooped my pants.  Now that I’m middle aged I don’t care anymore.

Blaine Target
Overheard by Because it’s socially acceptable when you’re middle aged?

Teen Girl: We don’t get to keep the gowns. We get to keep the hats.
Mom: Umm, yeah, I know.
Teen Girl: Those hats are so stupid.  I’d rather gag than wear it.

Kohl’s in Blaine
Overheard by the Elderly Multigravida.

8 year old Asian girl to her father while walking down snack aisle at Target: I wish I owned this place.

Blaine Super Target
Overheard by Don’t we all.

Mom to her 2-year-old son (pointing at picture in kiddie bible story book): You know how mommy says ‘Oh, Jesus!’? There he is! Aww, baby Jesus!

northtown applebee’s
Overheard by um, what was that 3rd commandment again?