Posts Tagged ‘bloomington’
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Prepare For The Flavor Explosion
One beefy gym-rat to another: Have you ever had tuna salad? Dude, you should totally come over the next time my mom makes tuna salad.
Bloomington, Lifetime Fitness
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Seriously Out Of Context Of The Day
Woman yelling to man down the hall: Hey, I’ve already primed the pump with that guy, so he should go real easy.
Bloomington, Office Building Resembling a Sand Crawler
Overheard by Plumbing I Don’t Want to Know About. -
Depends On The Party
Young 20 something girl to young 20 something friend: I told him that was stupid. Finishing college in four years is like leaving a party at 11.
Bloomington, Applebees
Overheard by Good to know. -
Too Much Time In Lino Lakes
Coworker #1: My kids watch a lot of Tom and Jerry. I don’t like them watching that Dora the Explorer.
Coworker #2: Dora’s too violent for your tastes?
Coworker #1: No, too… Spanish.
Coworker #2: Oh.
Coworker #1: Yeah, when I have to read my kids those Dora books I read all the Spanish words in English.Bloomington, one cube over
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I Know What Mr. T Would Say About Her
20 something guy, reading movie section of the paper: Mr. T. Do you know Mr. T?
20 something girl: No.
20 something guy: He’s this awesome guy who was on this show in the 80′s. It was called the A-Team. I think they made a movie of it.
20 something girl: Oh.
20 something guy: But he’s not in the movie, so let’s not go see it.Bloomington, Penn Ave Caribou
Overheard by just here to use the net. -
Just Keep Practicing
Middle school boy: Every time I wear high heels, I strike oil!
Bloomington, middle school
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You Like This
Girl on cellphone: Yeah, I may need your help with the farm. My Farmville farm. (pause) I know how to play Farmville, I just like the way you do it better.
Bloomington, Normandale
Overheard by Farmville boycotted. -
Miracles Can Happen
Middle aged woman #1: I mean, the poor girl has three uteruses, and she’s from India and-
Middle aged woman #2: Does that mean she can have three babies at the same time??Bloomington, Hotel
Overheard by Your Confused Front Desk Agent. -
And My Birthday Cards
Old man to old lady: You know, back then two dollar bills were for prostitutes.
Bloomington, Red Lobster
Overheard by i had no idea. -
It’s Getting Warmer In Here Already
Crabby customer: Why is the carwash closed? I drove all the way from Edina to get my car washed!! It’s 28 degrees out, that’s not below freezing!!
Patient coworker: Ma’am, 28 degrees IS below freezing, unless you happen to be European and slightly confused.
Crabby customer: I’m AMERICAN and I want my X5 washed, NOW!Bloomington, Car dealership
Overheard by God bless ‘Merica. -
Also, What Year Is This?
Coworker #1 to Coworker #2: So, what happened in Haiti? Did a volcano erupt or something?
Bloomington, Random Office Building
Overheard by I was told there would be bacon. -
But Those Pants Do You No Favors
80 year old women to one of the female nursing assistants: Man, do you have the cutest little butt!!
Bloomington, Presbyterian Homes
Overheard by Nurse thinking “well that isn’t very presbyterian” :) -
It’s A Mystery We Hope To Solve Soon
Elderly hockey fan surveying the crowd: These people all look so… Midwestern.
Bloomington, Joe Senser’s
Overheard by What did you expect? -
A Full Time Job May Not Be In His Future
Little boy to Dad: But Dad, how am I supposed to get better at video games if I’m stuck in school for 7 hours?
Bloomington, Target
Overheard by Children are our future? -
This Is Uncomfortable For Everyone
Rocker #1: I have a receding hair line.
Rocker #2: But I have the biggest forehead in Minnesota!Bloomington, TGIFridays
Overheard by It was pretty big… -
Adding To Life’s Mysteries
Suburban Exec: Who eats a 16oz steak at lunch? I don’t get that.
Bloomington, cubicle land
Overheard by sleepyhead. -
Wrap Your Head Around That One!
Coworker: They sent an invitation on the computer. It was an e-invitation. On e-mail.
Bloomington, Nasty work bathroom
Overheard by I was told there would be bacon. -
Sure, Come On Over
Man talking on his phone to his doctor’s office: So, you said it’s how much to see the doctor? (pause) What do you mean it’s based on education? (pause) Do you have someone I could see who is maybe just thinking about going to medical school?
Bloomington, Green Mill
Overheard by He’s onto something. -
He Practically Has Alzheimer’s!
20′s something girl: O-M-G I totally feel like a gold digger; I’m going on a date with a 37 year old whose TOTALLY loaded. But hey, who knows, maybe he’ll pay off my student loans!
20′s something male friend: Or maybe you’ll fall in love.
20′s something girl: Ummm you did hear me say he’s 37, didnt you?Bloomington, Subway on Lyndale
Overheard by some women are crazy. -
Is That Why You’re Selling Cars?
Female coworker: Hey, did you have fun with your kid yesterday?
Male coworker: Yeah, he had a good birthday. Went to the Mall of America, went on some rides, took him to Hooters for dinner.
Female coworker: Wait, WHAT? How old is Carson?
Male coworker: Just turned 8. It was fine, our waitress was a real catch. Kinda smart, too.
Female coworker: Yeah, I’m sure she was working at Hooters to pay her way through med school.Bloomington, car dealership
Overheard by Car salespeople….eeesh.
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