20th February 2008

It’s Okay, It’s For Science

Teenage boy in the Fetus section of Body Worlds: Who would do this to babies?

Science Museum
Overheard by …sensitive much?

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9th December 2006

This Is Why The Terrorists Hate Us.

Overweight woman: Do you think they would taste like chicken?
Young man with her: Yeah, but the plastic might make them extra chewy.

Body Worlds Exhibit - While looking at a plastinated body
Overheard by Longtime, now disgusted, vegetarian.

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5th December 2006

There’s No Evolution In Her Reading Comprehension Skills.

While reading about the evolution of the brain size of humans:
Woman: (snort) Evolution! That’s almost heresy!
Child: What mommy?
Woman: They think we evolved, and that’s just wrong.

Science Museum Body Worlds exhibit
Overheard by Liz Neerland.

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8th August 2006

Whatever Works For You, Freak.

Man leaving exhibit: This is making me hungry for chicken.

Body Worlds at the Science Museum
Overheard by Recently converted to vegetarianism.

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27th July 2006

Science Brings Families Closer.

Little Boy stares straight ahead at an exhibit in Body Worlds, therefore looking at a dead guy’s balls.
Little Boy: Mommy, why are all the bodies boy bodies?
Mom: I don’t know … I guess because little boys die sooner than little girls.
Boy’s eyes grow wide.
Mom continues: Boys die sooner because they take more risks, make worse choices, and don’t listen to their mothers.

Body Worlds at Science Museum
Overheard by 120 year old lady.

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