Guy: It looks like she motorboated a Totino’s party pizza.

Minneapolis, Memory Lanes
Overheard by Mmm… Pizza.

Guy in mid-twenties: If I’m going to put my arm around another guy, I have to cross my legs, too.

Bloomington, Southtown Bowling Alley
Overheard by Back to back.

25-year old guy on phone: I’m shittin’ excited for this fuckin’ trip; it’s gonna be a bitchin’ good time.

Eden Prairie, Brunswick Bowl
Overheard by Assin’ Good Time.

20 something male: Yeah, these are my sound dampening head phones I was telling you about.
20 something female: Do you ever get bored in your mind when you have these on? Man, I can’t even hear myself!

Southtown Bowling Lanes
Overheard by A Mechanic.