Posts Tagged ‘bowling’

  • Cheese Or Meat Lovers?

    Date: 2009.06.28 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy: It looks like she motorboated a Totino’s party pizza.

    Minneapolis, Memory Lanes
    Overheard by Mmm… Pizza.

  • I Always Get The Urge To Pee

    Date: 2009.02.20 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy in mid-twenties: If I’m going to put my arm around another guy, I have to cross my legs, too.

    Bloomington, Southtown Bowling Alley
    Overheard by Back to back.

  • I Wonder If Shitting Excited Hurts

    Date: 2008.12.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    25-year old guy on phone: I’m shittin’ excited for this fuckin’ trip; it’s gonna be a bitchin’ good time.

    Eden Prairie, Brunswick Bowl
    Overheard by Assin’ Good Time.

  • I’m Sorry, Did You Just Say “Bored In Your Mind”?

    Date: 2008.04.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    20 something male: Yeah, these are my sound dampening head phones I was telling you about.
    20 something female: Do you ever get bored in your mind when you have these on? Man, I can’t even hear myself!

    Southtown Bowling Lanes
    Overheard by A Mechanic.