Posts Tagged ‘brooklyn center’

  • We Do Not Know

    Date: 2009.04.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Loud woman on phone: I loved petting my old cat. I like kissing cats. I love tasting them, ya know?

    Brooklyn Center, quiet office
    Overheard by praying cat is not intended as a euphemism here.

  • She’s Obviously Never Watched Secretary

    Date: 2008.08.06 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Loud woman in audience, during the scene in Dark Knight when the Joker taunts Maggie Gyllenhaal at a party and tells her she’s beautiful: No she’s not! She is SO ugly! She shouldn’t even BE in this movie!!

    Regal Brooklyn Center 20
    Overheard by Person who thinks she is pretty.

  • CHOMP

    Date: 2008.07.03 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Mother to her son: Pac Man, get your ass over here.

    Regal Movie Theater Brooklyn Center
    Overheard by Waiting for my popcorn.