Middle aged woman to coworker: I’m such a procrastinator I forgot my own twin’s birthday!

Brooklyn Park, Bullseye Cubefarm
Overheard by I hate the elevator.

Coworker #1: Come on, Cookie Monster isn’t even allowed to eat cookies anymore! He eats vegetables.
Coworker #2: Nah-uh. Has he lost any weight?!

Brooklyn Park, Bullseye Cubeland
Overheard by Just listening.

Girl looking at book: That looks like a giant penis!
Girl sitting next to her: I have one of those.

Brooklyn Park, NHCC

Cubicle Neighbor: Yeah, I remember the days when you could date a stripper.  Bring her home to mom and dad and before you know it you have to dump her because she’s dancing on the table.  It’s like, “c’mon, you’re stepping all over the goddamn meatloaf”.

Brooklyn Park, office
Overheard by The guy in the corner.

Student in her late 20’s analyzing “The Things They Carried”: Well, it’s set in Vietnam, during a war… must be World War 2!
Younger Student: No, I think it’s the Vietnam war.

Brooklyn Park, North Hennepin Community College
Overheard by Surprised some people even graduated high school…

Pregnant Lady: I want a gold tongue wing for Cwrithmath.

Brooklyn Park, Department store
Overheard by Sensible Shopper.

Guy: Yeah, everyone keeps throwing snowballs at me on Facebook. I’m like, can’t we all just get along?!

Brooklyn Park, North Hennepin Community College, CLA hallway
Overheard by rachel.

Guy in next in cube over: It’d be hard being a transformer.

Brooklyn Park, The cubefarm
Overheard by Holy Cats!

Coworker who just ended call: I don’t think he wanted to get off with me.

Brooklyn Park, The Cubefarm
Overheard by Holy Cats!