Posts Tagged ‘brooklyn park’

  • They’re Always Squirming Around

    Date: 2010.10.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Middle aged woman playing Bar-Bingo: It’s hard to bite your baby!

    Brooklyn Park, VFW
    Overheard by Aaron.

  • Is Brooklyn Park That Bad?

    Date: 2010.05.01 | Category: all | Response: 4

    Female Student to friend: It’s not a good place to go this time of year unless you want to get shot in the head.

    Brooklyn Park, North Hennepin Community College
    Overheard by …wait? what?

  • Or That I Had A Twin

    Date: 2010.02.07 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Middle aged woman to coworker: I’m such a procrastinator I forgot my own twin’s birthday!

    Brooklyn Park, Bullseye Cubefarm
    Overheard by I hate the elevator.

  • He’s Now Trying The Lap-Band System

    Date: 2010.01.20 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Coworker #1: Come on, Cookie Monster isn’t even allowed to eat cookies anymore! He eats vegetables.
    Coworker #2: Nah-uh. Has he lost any weight?!

    Brooklyn Park, Bullseye Cubeland
    Overheard by Just listening.

  • We Accept You

    Date: 2009.04.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Girl looking at book: That looks like a giant penis!
    Girl sitting next to her: I have one of those.

    Brooklyn Park, NHCC

  • Does Anyone Else Remember These Days?

    Date: 2009.03.30 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Cubicle Neighbor: Yeah, I remember the days when you could date a stripper.  Bring her home to mom and dad and before you know it you have to dump her because she’s dancing on the table.  It’s like, “c’mon, you’re stepping all over the goddamn meatloaf”.

    Brooklyn Park, office
    Overheard by The guy in the corner.

  • Never Heard Of It

    Date: 2009.02.19 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Student in her late 20′s analyzing “The Things They Carried”: Well, it’s set in Vietnam, during a war… must be World War 2!
    Younger Student: No, I think it’s the Vietnam war.

    Brooklyn Park, North Hennepin Community College
    Overheard by Surprised some people even graduated high school…

  • Maybe One You’re Not Allergic To?

    Date: 2008.12.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Pregnant Lady: I want a gold tongue wing for Cwrithmath.

    Brooklyn Park, Department store
    Overheard by Sensible Shopper.

  • Throw A Sheep Back

    Date: 2008.12.08 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy: Yeah, everyone keeps throwing snowballs at me on Facebook. I’m like, can’t we all just get along?!

    Brooklyn Park, North Hennepin Community College, CLA hallway
    Overheard by rachel.

  • Optimus Prime Didn’t Think So

    Date: 2008.10.31 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy in next in cube over: It’d be hard being a transformer.

    Brooklyn Park, The cubefarm
    Overheard by Holy Cats!

  • It Works Better If You Don’t Ask Him Over The Phone

    Date: 2008.10.22 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Coworker who just ended call: I don’t think he wanted to get off with me.

    Brooklyn Park, The Cubefarm
    Overheard by Holy Cats!