Man eating with his family: …so when she took her home pregnancy test, she accidentally peed all over the counter. When he confronted her, she lied about it, and also told him she wasn’t pregnant.  But then my sister told him that she was actually pregnant.

Denny’s in Burnsville
Overheard by just trying to enjoy my meat scrambler.

Ghetto girl from backseat of a friends car at McDonald’s drive-thru yelling at the worker: All I wanted was normal ass cheese on my McChicken! Where is my normal ass piece of cheese?

Burnsville
Overheard by It was funny till he screwed up my order too.

Little blonde pre-school girl: I’m stronger than Jesus!

River Hills Church in Burnsville
Overheard by Tomorrow’s lesson is on blasphemy.

One wasted musician to another: I don’t know how she got pregnant. She must have sat down on my computer sock.

Renegades in Burnsville
Overheard by an equally drunk patron.

Preppy girl: Man, I hate this new dress code.  I can’t wear anything now.
Preppy girl’s friend: At least they didn’t give us uniforms.  I mean, that’d force us to look good everyday.  You can’t just look like crap in a uniform and pull that look off.

Bus leaving Burnsville High School

Teacher: You consider 300 a good date movie?

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Some Econ Kids.

Loud obnoxious server to her co-worker: I’m pregnant and my husband calls me “chubbers” now. The other night he was all, like, “HEY CHUBBERS! YOU GONNA COME TO BED OR DO I NEED TO GET A FORKLIFT TO GET YOU OFF OF THE COUCH!?”

Perkins off of Burnsville Parkway
Overheard by I don’t care and neither does anyone else in the restaurant.

Lit Class Substitute Teacher: Did I hear that correctly? “Please don’t rape me with your feelings”?

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Yep, your hearing is perfect.

Study Hall Girl: We’re reading a bunch of Africa books. All they talk about is urine.

Burnsville High School
Overheard by I’m sure that’s not ALL they talk about.

Mother shouting from car to her husband in Super America: GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE!

Super America - CR 5 In Burnsville
Overheard by Hey - Me too!

Study Hall Girl #1: I’m going to kick your bottom!
Study Hall Girl #2: Sounds uncomfortable.

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Keeping it G-rated.

Young boy to his dad whispering: Dad, is that guy gay?  He sounds funny.
Dad:  No, he’s from another country.
Boy:  Is he French?

Burnsville Center
Overheard by Big Dipper.

Teen girl to her friends: Just because the bitch is pregnant doesn’t mean I won’t kick her ass.  I’ll still beat her pregnant ass!  You ain’t pregnant in yo’ face!

Burnsville Center
Overheard by Concerned Parent.

Witty Blonde Girl: How did you spend $10 at Wendy’s? Did you NOT read the dollar menu?

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Some of us have bigger appetites than others.

Teen Guy: You should kill your dentist.
Teen Girl: Dentists are retarded.

Burnsville High School
Overheard by I bet she has fillings.

Teen Girl: Aren’t they those lesbians from Canada?

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Where!?

Teen guy: (upon hearing about the military use of silly string) Wow, war is just like a 12-year-old’s birthday!

Burnsville High School
Overheard by …with a few more explosions.

Loud little boy at the end of the Easter service after the pastor dismissed everyone: YAY! School is over!

Berean Baptist Church, Burnsville
Overheard by HA, that’s awesome!

Teacher: How DO you solve your problems without violence?

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Good question.

Awkward Teen Guy: No yogurt can escape the reach of my tongue.

Burnsville High School Cafeteria
Overheard by No yogurt is safe.