Teen Guy: You should kill your dentist.
Teen Girl: Dentists are retarded.

Burnsville High School
Overheard by I bet she has fillings.

Teen Girl: Aren’t they those lesbians from Canada?

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Where!?

Teen guy: (upon hearing about the military use of silly string) Wow, war is just like a 12-year-old’s birthday!

Burnsville High School
Overheard by …with a few more explosions.

Loud little boy at the end of the Easter service after the pastor dismissed everyone: YAY! School is over!

Berean Baptist Church, Burnsville
Overheard by HA, that’s awesome!

Teacher: How DO you solve your problems without violence?

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Good question.

Awkward Teen Guy: No yogurt can escape the reach of my tongue.

Burnsville High School Cafeteria
Overheard by No yogurt is safe.

Teen Guy: Kosher, that means Jewish, right?

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Riiiiiiight…

Teen Guy #1: I’m going to Ireland, I can’t wait to see Loch Ness.
Teen Guy #2: That’s SCOTLAND.

National Honor Society Event/Burnsville High School
Overheard by As a general rule, Nessie is non-migratory.

Teen Girl: (complaining) Why do we have to live in AMERICA?

Barnes and Noble/Burnsville
Overheard by Your ancestors chose it. Deal with it.

Teenage Boy #1: Dude, that’s as gay as… *pause* …your face.
Teenage Boy #2: Good one.

Burnsville High School Library
Overheard by why cant I have great comebacks?

70 year old woman: I just feel as if a gremlin is in my pillow at night.

Cub Foods Burnsville
Overheard by I think we all feel that way.

Mother: You should put your boots back on.
Young girl: I don’t wanna wear ‘em.
Mother: It’s against the law, you should put them back on.
Young girl: I don’t wanna wear ‘em.
Mother: You don’t want to get arrested for not wearing your boots, do you?

Old Navy, Burnsville Center

Mother [reading off of clip board]: Are you sexually active?
Angry Teenage Daughter: Define “active”. I mean I just lay there most of the time.
Mother: *stares at her daughter like she has spawned the devil*

Burnsville Family Physicians, Burnsville
Overheard by Oh Wow.

Teen guy: Rabbits live in a matriarchal society.

Burnsville High School
Overheard by There’s gotta be a rabbit queen out there.

Little Kid: Mom, I sure am short. Am I a midget?
Annoyed Mom: No hun, you are not a midget.
Little Kid: The guy from “Austin Powers”… is he a midget?
Annoyed Mom: Yes, he is.
Little Kid: (thinking really hard for a minute) Mommy, where can I find more midgets?

Burnsville Center
Overheard by Trying not to die while laughing.

Teen girl: I want to just run into this wall and get it over with!

Burnsville High School
Overheard by That will only delay the inevitable.

Teen guy: (yelling out in the middle of the hall) I can’t control my bladder!

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Does the whole room need to know that?

Antique Store Employee: I hear little voices.

Antiques Minnesota in Burnsville
Overheard by I hear them too.

Bookish Teen Girl: As a general rule, I’m nonmigratory.

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Me too.

Latina Girl: That’s so cute, you should, like, cut it off and give it to charity.

Language Arts Commons Burnsville High School
Overheard by If I had a nickle for every time I heard that one…