Antique Store Employee: I hear little voices.

Antiques Minnesota in Burnsville
Overheard by I hear them too.

Bookish Teen Girl: As a general rule, I’m nonmigratory.

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Me too.

Latina Girl: That’s so cute, you should, like, cut it off and give it to charity.

Language Arts Commons Burnsville High School
Overheard by If I had a nickle for every time I heard that one…

Teenage Guy: I think my boobs are getting less saggy!

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Maybe it’s just getting cold in here.

Young woman walking out of Christmas Eve mass: When I was in high school, our senior prank was stealing the communion wine. We stole three huge jugs.
2nd young woman walking with her: Did they get the Jesus crackers too?!

Risen Savior Catholic Church, Burnsville
Overheard by Jesus crackers? Really???

High School Guy: I have so much pent-up emotion!

18th Birthday Party in Burnsville
Overheard by Just Let it Out, Man.

Wife: Could you just shove that –
Husband: Where the sun don’t shine?

JC Penny’s Burnsville Center
Overheard by I think that violates the return policy.

Female Shopper: I took one look at him and I was like, “Ugh, I’m sorry.”

JC Penny’s Burnsville Center
Overheard by I thought beauty was only skin deep.

Middle aged woman customer #1: It looks like Santa’s been drinking.
Cashier: Maybe Santa’s been celebrating a little early this year.
Middle aged woman customer #2: It looks like he has a lazy eye.
Cashier: Don’t be hatin’ on the lazy eye.

Walgreens on the corner of Hwy 13 and Cliff in Burnsville
Overheard by The Cashier Didn’t Even Have a Lazy Eye.

Woman in the next stall making loud scratching noises: DAMN, what the fuck is that?!!! Ooooh shit!

New Burnsville Target bathroom
Overheard by I’m for sure not ever gonna use that stall.

Blonde Clinique Sales Girl (to Brunette Clinique Sales Girl): So what is a Santa Bear? Is it, like, a bear… that looks like… Santa?

Macy’s Burnsville
Overheard by And you work at Macy’s???

Office Hen Betty (talking about her upcoming trip to Duluth from Owatonna): How am I going to get through the cities with that 35W bridge down?
Office Hen Wilma: Oh, whatever you do, DO NOT take 280! The traffic is terrible.
Office Hen Betty: Really? Have you driven on it?
Office Hen Wilma: No, but that’s the main detour. I just assume it’s busy.
Office Hen Betty: Well, how will I get through?
Office Hen Thelma: I dunno, girl. 94?
Exasperated Male Coworker: Just take 35E!!!
Office Hen Betty: You can do that?

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Smooth G.

Teenage girl trying on swimsuits: I’d be really skinny if it weren’t for all this fat.

Macy’s Burnsville
Overheard by You already look like a damn Olsen Twin.

20 something Guy #1: They are just trying to control you.. .you know that right?
20 something Guy #2: (mumbles)
20 something Guy #1: I’m telling you, it’s all about control.

arcade in the Burnsville Center
Overheard by Just here to Shop.

Customer in line behind me(recognizing the Clerk as an old friend): HEEEYYYY!!
Convenience Store Clerk (obviously surprised to see Customer): Whoa! I didn’t expect to see you here!
Customer: Didn’t you hear? I just got out of jail 3 days ago!

SA in Burnsville
Overheard by just gimme my speedy rewards points.

Guy #1: I’m going to go hit that squirrel over there!
Guy #2: Umm, that is not a squirrel, its a chipmunck.
Guy #1: Squirrel, chipmunck, same thing!
Guy #2: Ehh, no they’re not.
Guy #1: The hell they aren’t!

Burnsville Park
Overheard by I wonder if he knows the difference between other animals too?

Very “non-judgemental” person: Those religious people are the judgemental ones!

Holiday Inn Burnsville
Overheard by Pam.

Woman to husband (coming out of bathroom together): That was good, but I think we’ve had better.

Ciatti’s/Chianti Grill in Burnsville
Overheard by the Hostess at the front desk.