Posts Tagged ‘burnsville’
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Can You Do That?
Teacher: How DO you solve your problems without violence?
Burnsville High School
Overheard by Good question. -
There’s A Mental Image I’ll Never Escape
Awkward Teen Guy: No yogurt can escape the reach of my tongue.
Burnsville High School Cafeteria
Overheard by No yogurt is safe. -
How Adorably Ignorant
Teen Guy: Kosher, that means Jewish, right?
Burnsville High School
Overheard by Riiiiiiight… -
She’s In All Our Dreams, Though
Teen Guy #1: I’m going to Ireland, I can’t wait to see Loch Ness.
Teen Guy #2: That’s SCOTLAND.National Honor Society Event/Burnsville High School
Overheard by As a general rule, Nessie is non-migratory. -
Who Says You Have To?
Teen Girl: (complaining) Why do we have to live in AMERICA?
Barnes and Noble/Burnsville
Overheard by Your ancestors chose it. Deal with it. -
Oh, I Give Up
Teenage Boy #1: Dude, that’s as gay as… *pause* …your face.
Teenage Boy #2: Good one.
Burnsville High School Library
Overheard by why cant I have great comebacks? -
That’s Better Than The Alternative
70 year old woman: I just feel as if a gremlin is in my pillow at night.
Cub Foods Burnsville
Overheard by I think we all feel that way. -
Too Young To Be Throwing Her Life Away
Mother: You should put your boots back on.
Young girl: I don’t wanna wear ‘em.
Mother: It’s against the law, you should put them back on.
Young girl: I don’t wanna wear ‘em.
Mother: You don’t want to get arrested for not wearing your boots, do you?
Old Navy, Burnsville Center -
How Many Times Have I Told You That’s Doing It Wrong?
Mother [reading off of clip board]: Are you sexually active?
Angry Teenage Daughter: Define “active”. I mean I just lay there most of the time.
Mother: *stares at her daughter like she has spawned the devil*
Burnsville Family Physicians, Burnsville
Overheard by Oh Wow. -
With Lettuce And Humping
Teen guy: Rabbits live in a matriarchal society.
Burnsville High School
Overheard by There’s gotta be a rabbit queen out there. -
Pro Wrestling Or Porn, Dude
Little Kid: Mom, I sure am short. Am I a midget?
Annoyed Mom: No hun, you are not a midget.
Little Kid: The guy from “Austin Powers”… is he a midget?
Annoyed Mom: Yes, he is.
Little Kid: (thinking really hard for a minute) Mommy, where can I find more midgets?
Burnsville Center
Overheard by Trying not to die while laughing. -
How Fast Can You Run?
Teen girl: I want to just run into this wall and get it over with!
Burnsville High School
Overheard by That will only delay the inevitable. -
Depends Come In Lots Of Sizes
Teen guy: (yelling out in the middle of the hall) I can’t control my bladder!
Burnsville High School
Overheard by Does the whole room need to know that? -
Did They Tell You Not To Say That Out Loud?
Antique Store Employee: I hear little voices.
Antiques Minnesota in Burnsville
Overheard by I hear them too. -
So I’m Going To Just Live With My Parents Forever
Bookish Teen Girl: As a general rule, I’m nonmigratory.
Burnsville High School
Overheard by Me too. -
Charity Won’t Want It After That
Latina Girl: That’s so cute, you should, like, cut it off and give it to charity.
Language Arts Commons Burnsville High School
Overheard by If I had a nickle for every time I heard that one… -
Don’t Get Used To It
Teenage Guy: I think my boobs are getting less saggy!
Burnsville High School
Overheard by Maybe it’s just getting cold in here. -
Delicious In Potato Soup
Young woman walking out of Christmas Eve mass: When I was in high school, our senior prank was stealing the communion wine. We stole three huge jugs.
2nd young woman walking with her: Did they get the Jesus crackers too?!
Risen Savior Catholic Church, Burnsville
Overheard by Jesus crackers? Really??? -
I’d Love To Read Some Of Your Poetry
High School Guy: I have so much pent-up emotion!
18th Birthday Party in Burnsville
Overheard by Just Let it Out, Man. -
The PG Version
Wife: Could you just shove that –
Husband: Where the sun don’t shine?
JC Penny’s Burnsville Center
Overheard by I think that violates the return policy.
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