Posts Tagged ‘burnsville’

  • Can You Do That?

    Date: 2008.03.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teacher: How DO you solve your problems without violence?

    Burnsville High School
    Overheard by Good question.

  • There’s A Mental Image I’ll Never Escape

    Date: 2008.03.14 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Awkward Teen Guy: No yogurt can escape the reach of my tongue.

    Burnsville High School Cafeteria
    Overheard by No yogurt is safe.

  • How Adorably Ignorant

    Date: 2008.03.13 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teen Guy: Kosher, that means Jewish, right?

    Burnsville High School
    Overheard by Riiiiiiight…

  • She’s In All Our Dreams, Though

    Date: 2008.03.12 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teen Guy #1: I’m going to Ireland, I can’t wait to see Loch Ness.
    Teen Guy #2: That’s SCOTLAND.

    National Honor Society Event/Burnsville High School
    Overheard by As a general rule, Nessie is non-migratory.

  • Who Says You Have To?

    Date: 2008.03.09 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teen Girl: (complaining) Why do we have to live in AMERICA?

    Barnes and Noble/Burnsville
    Overheard by Your ancestors chose it. Deal with it.

  • Oh, I Give Up

    Date: 2008.03.07 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teenage Boy #1: Dude, that’s as gay as… *pause* …your face.
    Teenage Boy #2: Good one.

    Burnsville High School Library
    Overheard by why cant I have great comebacks?

  • That’s Better Than The Alternative

    Date: 2008.03.05 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    70 year old woman: I just feel as if a gremlin is in my pillow at night.

    Cub Foods Burnsville
    Overheard by I think we all feel that way.

  • Too Young To Be Throwing Her Life Away

    Date: 2008.02.29 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Mother: You should put your boots back on.
    Young girl: I don’t wanna wear ‘em.
    Mother: It’s against the law, you should put them back on.
    Young girl: I don’t wanna wear ‘em.
    Mother: You don’t want to get arrested for not wearing your boots, do you?

    Old Navy, Burnsville Center

  • How Many Times Have I Told You That’s Doing It Wrong?

    Date: 2008.02.25 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Mother [reading off of clip board]: Are you sexually active?
    Angry Teenage Daughter: Define “active”. I mean I just lay there most of the time.
    Mother: *stares at her daughter like she has spawned the devil*

    Burnsville Family Physicians, Burnsville
    Overheard by Oh Wow.

  • With Lettuce And Humping

    Date: 2008.02.18 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Teen guy: Rabbits live in a matriarchal society.

    Burnsville High School
    Overheard by There’s gotta be a rabbit queen out there.

  • Pro Wrestling Or Porn, Dude

    Date: 2008.02.11 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Little Kid: Mom, I sure am short. Am I a midget?
    Annoyed Mom: No hun, you are not a midget.
    Little Kid: The guy from “Austin Powers”… is he a midget?
    Annoyed Mom: Yes, he is.
    Little Kid: (thinking really hard for a minute) Mommy, where can I find more midgets?

    Burnsville Center
    Overheard by Trying not to die while laughing.

  • How Fast Can You Run?

    Date: 2008.01.24 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Teen girl: I want to just run into this wall and get it over with!

    Burnsville High School
    Overheard by That will only delay the inevitable.

  • Depends Come In Lots Of Sizes

    Date: 2008.01.23 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Teen guy: (yelling out in the middle of the hall) I can’t control my bladder!

    Burnsville High School
    Overheard by Does the whole room need to know that?

  • Did They Tell You Not To Say That Out Loud?

    Date: 2008.01.21 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Antique Store Employee: I hear little voices.

    Antiques Minnesota in Burnsville
    Overheard by I hear them too.

  • So I’m Going To Just Live With My Parents Forever

    Date: 2008.01.13 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Bookish Teen Girl: As a general rule, I’m nonmigratory.

    Burnsville High School
    Overheard by Me too.

  • Charity Won’t Want It After That

    Date: 2008.01.10 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Latina Girl: That’s so cute, you should, like, cut it off and give it to charity.

    Language Arts Commons Burnsville High School
    Overheard by If I had a nickle for every time I heard that one…

  • Don’t Get Used To It

    Date: 2008.01.09 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Teenage Guy: I think my boobs are getting less saggy!

    Burnsville High School
    Overheard by Maybe it’s just getting cold in here.

  • Delicious In Potato Soup

    Date: 2007.12.27 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Young woman walking out of Christmas Eve mass: When I was in high school, our senior prank was stealing the communion wine. We stole three huge jugs.
    2nd young woman walking with her: Did they get the Jesus crackers too?!

    Risen Savior Catholic Church, Burnsville
    Overheard by Jesus crackers? Really???

  • I’d Love To Read Some Of Your Poetry

    Date: 2007.12.26 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    High School Guy: I have so much pent-up emotion!

    18th Birthday Party in Burnsville
    Overheard by Just Let it Out, Man.

  • The PG Version

    Date: 2007.12.26 | Category: Uncategorized | Response: 0

    Wife: Could you just shove that –
    Husband: Where the sun don’t shine?

    JC Penny’s Burnsville Center
    Overheard by I think that violates the return policy.