Posts Tagged ‘calhoun square’
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That Information Is Going To Get Into The Wrong Hands
Very Good Looking Early 20′s Male #1: Now THAT is how you make a crepe!
Very Good Looking Early 20′s Male #2: I can’t believe that I have never eaten a crepe before! Holy crap that’s good crepe!
Very Good Looking Early 20′s Male #1: Aren’t you glad I introduced you to the greatness that is crepe-ness?
Very Good Looking Early 20′s Male #2: Yeah. Kinda makes me wanna make out with you. It was THAT good.
Very Good Looking Early 20′s Male #1: Dude, did that crepe just make you gay?
Very Good Looking Early 20′s Male #2, offended: Dude, you don’t CHOOSE to be gay. It’s genetic. And evidently sometimes brought on by awesome crepes.Uptown Minneapolis, Calhoun Square
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Let’s Break Down The Word ‘Impulse’
Woman wearing fringe shoes, holding a pair of fringe boots: These aren’t an impulse buy, are they? I’m mean, they’re suuuuper comfortable.
Shoe store in Calhoun Square
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Not In The Bathroom
Angry 20something walking out of bathroom with friend: You’ve never made HOLLANDAISE?!
Bathroom, Calhoun Square
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Where Do Yield Signs Take Her?
Young woman: Sometimes I feel like I’m in the seventies.
Friend: What? WHY?
Young woman: Well, I mean… it’s usually just when I look at stoplights, like the yellow ones.Outside Calhoun Square, Uptown
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That Will Help Pay For Your Bail
Guy #1: A crazy lady came in the other day and said they used to put cocaine in Coca Cola.
Guy #2: They did, that’s true. Who’s crazy now? They got people addicted.
Guy #1: I’m gonna open up a restaurant and put heroin in everything and watch our sales go through the roof.Famous Dave’s in Calhoun Square
Overheard by Reservations please.
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