Angry 20something walking out of bathroom with friend: You’ve never made HOLLANDAISE?!

Bathroom, Calhoun Square
Overheard by aeh.

Young woman: Sometimes I feel like I’m in the seventies.
Friend: What? WHY?
Young woman: Well, I mean… it’s usually just when I look at stoplights, like the yellow ones.

Outside Calhoun Square, Uptown
Overheard by that makes one of us.

Guy #1:  A crazy lady came in the other day and said they used to put cocaine in Coca Cola.
Guy #2:  They did, that’s true. Who’s crazy now? They got people addicted.
Guy #1: I’m gonna open up a restaurant and put heroin in everything and watch our sales go through the roof.

Famous Dave’s in Calhoun Square
Overheard by Reservations please.