Posts Tagged ‘calhoun square’

  • That Information Is Going To Get Into The Wrong Hands

    Date: 2009.04.06 | Category: all | Response: 2

    Very Good Looking Early 20′s Male #1: Now THAT is how you make a crepe!
    Very Good Looking Early 20′s Male #2: I can’t believe that I have never eaten a crepe before!  Holy crap that’s good crepe!
    Very Good Looking Early 20′s Male #1: Aren’t you glad I introduced you to the greatness that is crepe-ness?
    Very Good Looking Early 20′s Male #2: Yeah. Kinda makes me wanna make out with you. It was THAT good.
    Very Good Looking Early 20′s Male #1: Dude, did that crepe just make you gay?
    Very Good Looking Early 20′s Male #2, offended: Dude, you don’t CHOOSE to be gay. It’s genetic. And evidently sometimes brought on by awesome crepes.

    Uptown Minneapolis, Calhoun Square
    Overheard by Did that crepe just make you gay?

  • Let’s Break Down The Word ‘Impulse’

    Date: 2008.08.04 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Woman wearing fringe shoes, holding a pair of fringe boots: These aren’t an impulse buy, are they?  I’m mean, they’re suuuuper comfortable.

    Shoe store in Calhoun Square

    Overheard by LB.

  • Not In The Bathroom

    Date: 2008.07.14 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Angry 20something walking out of bathroom with friend: You’ve never made HOLLANDAISE?!

    Bathroom, Calhoun Square
    Overheard by aeh.

  • Where Do Yield Signs Take Her?

    Date: 2008.04.23 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Young woman: Sometimes I feel like I’m in the seventies.
    Friend: What? WHY?
    Young woman: Well, I mean… it’s usually just when I look at stoplights, like the yellow ones.

    Outside Calhoun Square, Uptown
    Overheard by that makes one of us.

  • That Will Help Pay For Your Bail

    Date: 2008.04.10 | Category: all | Response: 0

    Guy #1:  A crazy lady came in the other day and said they used to put cocaine in Coca Cola.
    Guy #2:  They did, that’s true. Who’s crazy now? They got people addicted.
    Guy #1: I’m gonna open up a restaurant and put heroin in everything and watch our sales go through the roof.

    Famous Dave’s in Calhoun Square
    Overheard by Reservations please.