Meth looking guy to female: OH MY GOD, you HAVE to be kidding. You have to wait in LINE to get some food!? Are you kidding?
Female, looking confused: Umm, apparently a lot of people are hungry, hence the line. That’s what happens. Lines form when there is demand for something.
Meth looking guy as he walks away: Well, that’s just bullshit, I am complaining to management.
Female to her boyfriend: I cannot believe I am frickin’ related to that freak. How can he not understand the concept of lines? My grandparents totally had to of dropped him on his head, like, 100 times.

Grand Casino
Overheard by Good reason NOT to use Meth!

Drunk white guy at casino: What’s with all these people with hats that say “Native Pride”???

Mystic Lake
Overheard by not the only one to stop and turn my head
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Woman Dealer in her late 40s: (explaining to drunk guy how to play Three Card Poker)
Drunk Guy: So it’s like poker with three cards?
Guys in their 20s on the other end of the table: (laughing histerically)
(about 10 minutes later, dealer is still explaining how to play and getting frustrated because he is holding up the game)
Dealer: You should stay if you at least have a pair.
Drunk Guy: What if I have a full house?
Dealer: You can’t have a full house.
Drunk Guy: But I have one.
Dealer: It’s impossible to have a full house
Drunk Guy: Then this is, like, the first time ever.
Dealer: (Yells to Pit Boss) I’ve got the problem table!

Three Card Poker table at Hinckley Grand Casino
Overheard by The guy at the other end of the table.

80 something husband: I have to go to the bathroom.
80 something wife (very loudly): I asked you when we passed the bathroom if you had to go, and you said no. Hurry up and go, I’ll be at the Jade Monkey machine waiting for you, and don’t doddle!!

Mystic Lake Casino
Overheard by Gambling Guy.