Man standing close to my friend and I at a urinal: This reminds me of work.

CC Club
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Guy #1 to Guy #2, each at urinals:  So, I was walking home last night and I saw a dude throw a can onto the ground.  At first I thought, “Hey, pick that up,” but then I saw that it was a can of Surly and I was all like, “Awesome!  I totally made that can!”
Guy #2:  That’s awesome.

Surly Cynic Ale launch party at the CC Club
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Guy: Yeah, girls from the suburbs, they go to the bathroom and they don’t even wash their hands.

CC Club, Minneapolis

Girl #1 looking over menu: What is a car-af-ay?
Girl #2: You mean a carafe?
Girl #1: Oh, that’s how you say it? Well what is it?
Girl #2: You keep coffee in it.
Girl #3 looking very annoyed: No, it like a… smorgesborg of juices.
*Girl #2 just puts her head in her hands*

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