Posts Tagged ‘century’
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You Can’t Save Him
Boy in class: Why would any radio station in the world play Sweet Home Alabama?
Girl: Because it’s a great song!
Boy: But it’s not like other radio stations in Hawaii or somewhere are playing Hail Minnesota.
Girl: Um, Sweet Home Alabama isn’t Alabama’s state song.
Boy: Well, why would you write a song about a state if it’s not a state song?White Bear Lake, Century College
Overheard by why are these people in college? -
Then “I Have To Pee” Will Have To Do
Young male student to friend: All I’m trying to say is, what if Seabiscuit really didn’t piss that much?
White Bear Lake, Century College
Overheard by You’re not listening to me! -
Owning A Wood Duck Should Be Illegal
Irate teenage girl to boyfriend: You stippled the wood duck!?!?!
Concerned mother: Is that even legal?White Bear Lake, Century college
Overheard by does stippling have a new meaning now? -
That’s A Different Kind Of Experience
Computer professor explaining design process: You can’t use shortcuts until you have lots of experience, like your mom.
White Bear Lake, Century College, in a principles of digital communications class
Overheard by I bet! -
Stupidity Or Sarcasm: Round 1
College student #1: We’re going to Cooperstown, you know, the Baseball Hall of Fame.
College student #2: Really? All the way to Maine?
College student #1: Cooperstown isn’t in Maine dummy.
College student #2: No? Where is it then, smarty pants?
College student #1: It’s in Ohio, right next to the Football Hall of Fame.
Century College/White Bear Lake
Overheard by Virginia: you know Minnesota, next to the Hockey Hall of Fame!
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