Young woman, to her husband, while slowly pushing her cart past Halloween “Domo” display: So, what is this thing supposed to be any ways?
Husband: (shrugs)
Wife: Well, it looks like a big ole piece of shit if you ask me!
Husband: Shhhhhh!
Wife: Well, seriously, what else could it be?  It’s a hunk of shit with a face!

Champlin, Super Target
Overheard by Looks like shit to me too!