Posts Tagged ‘chanhassen’
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Designated Driver Means Something Different To The Rest Of Us
Man at bar, buying a round of beers: I usually buy the designated driver a beer, but, you’re driving, so… I better not.
Chanhassen, Buffalo Wild Wings
Overheard by mango habanero. -
Hometown Pride!
25-year old woman: That’s right, Chanhassen is home to both AmericInn headquarters and Prince! Put that in your twat and smoke it!
Chanhassen, American Legion
Overheard by Denard Span. -
Just Loud Enough
Guy on his cell phone loudly: She’s bangin’ two other guys besides him! And they all know about each other! I wouldn’t want to park my car in her garage if you know what I’m sayin’. Am I being too loud??
Chanhassen, Applebees
Overheard by Yes…just a little. -
When He Says All The Right Things
40-something executive: I was about as worthless as tits in a bowl today.
Office in Chanhassen
Overheard by supposed to be working. -
Oh, The Controversy!
Man in office: Japanese baseball is a blatant rip-off of American baseball.
Office in Chanhassen
Overheard by so is Dutch baseball… and Canadian. -
I Guess That Would Be Mike
Employee: Who’s responsible for making sure Mike’s ass doesn’t bleed all over the passenger seat?
Chanhassen office
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There’s Nothing Science Can’t Do
Woman: So, now they’re testing for incest.
Baseball Field in Chanhassen
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Your Cooties Aren’t So Bad
Guy: Your hair is poofy.
Girl: Thanks. *shakes hair*
Guy: Now it’s even worse!
Girl #2: John*, you should compliment girls on their hair, or their nails or shoes. They like that.
Guy: Jane*, your nails are annoying!
Girl #2: That’s not a compliment!
Guy #2: Is ‘your nails grow’ a compliment?Chan Jam-Chan Rec center
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