Posts Tagged ‘chaska’
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Not Even The Internet Knows What That Means
Guy on cell phone: Well, if you’re going to live the Sauk Centre lifestyle you’re going to end up with… problems.
Chaska, Subway
Overheard by I had no idea there was such a thing. -
Maybe She’s Single And Unemployed
Guy: And then I read on Facebook that my aunt commented on the picture of my cousin’s new baby saying ‘She’s adorable! Can’t wait to meet her in person!’.
Girl: So?
Guy: So? What the hell? Why would you get excited to ‘meet a baby in person’? It’s a goddamn baby! What is it going to tell you, ‘Nice to meet you, my job is going well, I’ve been seeing this really great guy!’? It’s a BABY!
Girl: Maybe it could give you some good stock tips or something.Chaska, Perkins
Overheard by D.R.B. aka baby hater. -
We’re Deducting 10 Cool Points For That Joke
Man in long line: I HATE waiting like this. It drives me mad!
Friend: So, you’re like a doctor that treats only midgets.
Man: How do you mean?
Friend: You have very little patience!Chaska, Target
Overheard by D.R.B. (I just got it…) -
I Am Late!
Man: What time is it?
Cute Woman: (looks at watch) Forty.Chaska, Perkins
Overheard by D.R.B. -
He’s Been Sitting On That One For Months
Woman: I’m going to make this plain and simple.
Man: You mean like a retarded Amish girl?Chaska, Dunn Brothers Coffee
Overheard by D.R.B. -
I’d Hold Out For Three
Lonely 20-something guy: I just want a girlfriend. I don’t care if she’s super fat or has, like, two noses.
Chaska basketball court
Overheard by three nostrils.
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