Loud Amatuer Historian: This house we were looking at was built in 1874.  It’s, like, SEVENTY years old!

Chatterbox Pub
Overheard by HungryHungryHippy.

Hipster bellied up to bar with ‘LSD laced’ blow pop: So, how many licks does it take to trip balls?

Chatterbox Pub Minneapolis
Overheard by where do you buy those?