College girl: You know what marriage is like?
College guy: What’s that?
College girl: It’s like the electric chair and engagement is like dealth row. You know, just waiting there till it’s your time.
College guy: (in disgust) Well, what does that mean for you and I then?

Chino Latino

Guy in orange shirt: So how’s your Orgazmo? (a drink)
Girl at other table: It’s very good.
Guy in orange shirt: Is it orgasmic?
Girl at other table: Haha, now go away.

Chino Latino
Overheard by a spice girl.

Guy #1: So, do you say “hey baby” and then smack her ass or the other way around?
Guy #2: I think you do it at the same time - kind of like control/alt/delete.

Chino Latino

20-something female wearing Ugg boots, leopard print, TOO much makeup, and smoking a cigar: This place is SO L.A.!

Chino Latino