Girl #1: Yeah, but see… Julie broke her jaw when she was a baby and it never fully healed.
Girl #2: Oh, that sucks…
Girl #1: I know, right? But the worst part is she never really learned how to swallow, so now she has this weird sucking reflex.

Stadium Village Chipotle
Overheard by I just want my burrito.

Thirty something: Yeah, I am afraid of Chipotle, too.

St. Paul skway
Overheard by Model UN.

Middle-age skeazy dude #1: You ever eat at that Chipotle?
Middle-age skeazy dude #2: Nuh-uh.
Middle-age skeazy dude #1: Burritos as big as a donkey’s dick in there!
Middle-age skeazy dude #2: Mmmmm-mmmm!

16 Bus on Washington
Overheard by Wow, don’t think I can eat at Chipotle ever again.

Tall blonde girl in line for free Chipotle, adamantly to her friends: But it really is real! My gynecologist told me so!

Stadium Village Chipotle on Washington Avenue
Overheard by I hope whatever is real is curable…

30 something guy: Have you ever had Chipotle?
30 something girl: Yeah.
30 something guy: I ate a third of it and then I passed out. And when I woke up I felt like something had run over my chest. And there I was just sitting asleep at my desk.

The Local
Overheard by Maybe you should try the tacos…

Mid-20’s white guy talking to two mid-20’s white girls: I didn’t realize Strawberry Shortcake was so sexually expressive.

skyway outside Chipotle
Overheard by neither did I.

Girl #1: Where are you?
Girl #2: (ten feet away from girl #1) I’m in front of Chipotle. Where are you?
Girl #1: I’m in front of Chipotle! (turns around slowly) I don’t see you!
Girl #2: (also turning around) I don’t see you either!
Older Woman: She’s right there, idiot! (to friend) Stupid cell phones.

Holidazzle parade

Young Boy: I’m on a pass from the hospital.
Young Girl: Oh, what happened?
Young Boy: I was doing bad things at home. THAT’S what happened.
Young Girl: stunned silence

Chipotle Uptown
Overheard by D.